it's better that way.

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

i :) can’t :) do :) this :) anymore :) but :) i’m :) doing :) it :) anyway :))))))

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

accidentally let slip "you will be buried in my pyramid when I die" to a coworker last week btw