EniMaximus

People be like "I have no words" but keep talking. fucking liars

DELTARUNE IS RELEASING IN THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!

I have the power of being able to formulate articulate thoughts and the defect of being fucking terrible at explaining them

Ok but who looked at a pineapple and said "this will go SO well on a pizza"

Fuck, I already screwed up 2025. 2026 gonna be my year fr

I bring a very interesting vibe to the function. Imagine everyone jumping up and down at like this kinda rave bit of a talent show and I'm just standing up, not even shaking my head or anything just straight up standing, and occasionally trying to grab the flying confetti coming out of the confetti cannons. Is this a good or bad vibe? Someone please tell me I can't be the only one

I'm gonna need everyone to leave me alone. Kendrick dropped. I need to clean up my entire room... for no reason in particular.

I think I've made a poorly calculated decision to date a Supernatural fanboy, because it's unironically very likely for him to tell me Supernatural fun facts until I die, and the LAST thing I want for me to happen when I die is for him to make a reference of me coming back from Hell at my funeral.

Man, poor Misha is NOT gonna be happy with the election results

Gonna tell my children that Dead Poets Society is Doki Doki Literature Club.

Thinking to myself "Holy shit my boyfriend is so hot" and all he's doing is ramble about Supernatural

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One