shadow of a dragon

“GREETINGS, NEW USER. I AM…SKIPPY.”

[It speaks in a “pleasant” monotone, and then politely asks Tress if she would prefer him to be set in “Puppy-Loving Pacifist” mode, or “Stone-Cold Killer” mode. Nearby is a hand-scribbled note.]

Hey Tress, Merry Christmas.

Found this gun in Cyberpunk 2077 and figured you might like it. Or that Veloz would hate it. Either way it’s yours.

Enjoy the free headshots in Stone-Cold Killer mode. ;)

-Reboot

Luckily, this dragon is much too familiar with unsettling things to be unsettled by Microsoft Clippy’s third cousin, Skippy. In fact, she kind of loves this “pleasant” (and deserving of those quotes) bullet-shaped AI. She kind of loves that aimbot functionality, too.

I am sure it is not normal but sometimes it is necessary. When you’re busy or dealing with health concerns going on social media regularly can be difficult.

No offense taken. I don’t we have talked much or at all. My name is Luna.

I mean yeah I guess, but I ain't got anything 'necessary' going on, I just suck at staying in touch with people.

I go online once every 4-6 months, 3 months is alright

I dunno, kinda feels like a lot of us are kinda messed up with how many people (ie., more than one) have said somethin’ like that to me. Pretty sure it ain’t normal to just nope out of social contact for several months.

Too true. Jerry’ll be back to normal all too soon.

Come, there’s more to drink and I could use a hand with the pyramid if ya’d care to assist

Ain’t as far off normal as you might think. Usually it ain’t this god damn funny tho.

Yeah, thought so. He’s been having a rough week so far