satan's special fat boy

in an alternate universe there’s a direct pipeline to the gods where you can just talk to them and ask for shit but most of the time if your wish is stupid they’ll vaporize you but one day Adam and Jamie came to the gods and were like “hey we wanna take Mythbusters to the next level can we have infinite lives like a video game so whenever we die we just wake up the next day completely ok” and the gods were like “this should be really fuckin good” and gave them both immortality so they started testing Fucked Up Unethical Myths like “can you survive on nothing but toothpaste” and “how far high up do you have to jump from for a belly flop onto water to kill you” and “what happens if you swallow live explosives and then explode them” and “how long can you survive in sulfuric acid” and stuff like that and then the gods are just watching them and laughing their asses off and if a TV network refuses to broadcast the new “Mythbusters Dying Edition: this shit’s fucked up now!” they get vaporized also