Civil Engineer with a Tumblr addiction

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

Hey (with the intention of dancing with you in the kitchen while we cook dinner)

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

Deeply in love with how humanity is made of people

target has been identified as a sensitive white boy with soulful eyes and artistic inclinations. engage with extreme caution

Now do Safeway and Walmart

today one of the student workers at my job told me that if she’s struggling to remember something important in her course work she’ll wait until her professor asks a question related to that topic during a lecture and then she’ll purposefully raise her hand and answer it wrong because, and I quote, ‘the combined shame and embarrassment of getting an answer wrong in front of more than a hundred of your peers will make sure that you’ll never forget what the right answer actually was’ and if that is not the most next level balls to the wall bonkers extrovert thing I’ve ever heard then I don’t know what is