゚.+:。 Danger Approaching ~ enhypen
Someone tried to ask for your number ~
~ (jw) ~ It was another coffeeshop date you and Jungwon sneaked out on. All was promising to go well, when a guy started to approach the two of you while you were in the queue. His confidence was almost admirable, but you knew exactly what would happen once he finally reached you.
“Hey, can I get your number?” He asked, with a grin, leaning on the counter right next to Jungwon. To your surprise, Jungwon didn't say anything yet. But his head turned at an agonisingly slow pace as his eyes looked the dude up and down. Jungwon confrimed something to himself, a grin spreading on his lips. Not a friendly one, but more devilish. For a second there you thought Jungwon will obliterate him with his death stare.
“No, you can’t.” His cold voice could've made a plant dry up, but the man in front of you clearly didn't catch the memo. You tried to mask your sudden laugh into a cough, earning a stare from both.
“Why not?” Jungwon sighed like he had to deal with the most obnoxious 3 year old.
“Not only you ignore,” He gestured towards himself with a rising annoyance. “Me, but you also look like you argue with baristas for an added price of whipped cream. So get lost while I am being generous.”
Then he turned back to you, continuing the conversation, as if the disturbance wasn’t even there to begin with.
~ (hs) ~ Heeseung took you to an outdoor basketball court where he usually spent time with his friends and you were a bit bored on the little bench next to the court, sipping your lemonade, when you spotted a tall man walking over to you in a fast stride.
“Hey, can I ask for your number? You were looking a bit bo-” He didn’t manage to finish his sentence when a ball flew to his shin, Heeseung materialising next to you immediately after.
“Right… Who do we have here.” He asked with a deceptively sweet smile, that the guy totally misread.
“Hey, dude, I was about to ask this beautiful lady for her number.” He shot you a wink, which made you laugh. Not because you were into the weird advances, but because you knew exactly what was coming from your boyfriend.
“Oh, yes, sure, dude. But first let me ask a few questions.” The guy didn’t even manage to react, when Heeseung started rapid-firing questions at him. “Do you have a stable income? Future plans? Respect for boundaries? A functioning brain?” The guy was getting increasingly more confused.
“What..?”
“Tsk, already failed the last one.” Heeseung gently tapped his shoulder, with a consoling smile. "Thanks for trying though. Practice makes perfect, yeah?” Grabbing the ball he threw earlier, he went back to his game, leaving the guy standing shellshocked.
~ (jy) ~ You were about to get in the car to go to a restaurant, when Jay realised he forgot something at home, so he went to grab it. In the meantime, you were waiting outside, mindlessly scrolling on your phone. Which was why you didn’t notice some guy stopping next to you.
“Hey beautiful, can I-” He almost finished his sentence when you heard your boyfriend’s voice.
“I suggest you refrain from finishing that sentence.” Jay finally came back out of the house, stepping next to you. His arm wrapped around your waist in a possessive manner. “Next time try asking someone who’s closer to your league. For your own sake.” Jay looked him over, disdain clear on his face, eyebrows rising in clear annoyance. He could come off really intimidating at times like these, but the pseudo-competition didn’t look like he was backing down either.
“I wasn’t talking to you.” The guy spit back with equal venom in his voice. This just eliceted an annoyed huff from your boyfriend, who was already late to an event and clearly not in a mood for such ecounters.
“No, you weren’t. But luckily she doesn't talk to people who introduce themselves like a cheap dating app ad anyway.” With a final tight-lipped smile he led you to the car, the man still staring daggers at your backs.
~ (jk) ~ The beach vacation was going well, you and Jake were lying under the sun umbrellas, the waves crashing on the shore, creating a deeply relaxing atmosphere. You were about to drift to sleep when you heard someone's voice from your left.
“Mind giving me your number?” Some random guy was standing next to your towel, a scowl on his lips. You were about to refuse when you heard Jake’s ringing laugh like he just heard the funniest joke. He was propped on his elbows, eyeing the guy up and down.
“Bro... you look like someone who sends 'Hi' ten times in a row when you don’t get a reply. I'm saving both of you from that embarrassment.” He made a dismissive gesture with his hand and winked at the guy, then calmly went back to lying on his towel.
“Woah, It’s not like that.” He laughed, raising his hands in surrender. Granted he had some sense of humour.
“Oh? Prove it. Say something - anything - that doesn't sound like a copy-pasted DM from 2014.” This time Jake didn’t even open his eyes to grace him with his attention.
The guy stammered helplessly and eventually blanked. Jake sighed like a disappointed parent at his kid's report card.
“There goes another one. Baby, I fear you are stuck with me forever.” He now looked at you and smiled, making you giggle, as the guy left quietly.
~ (sh) ~ You were sitting on the benches overlooking the ice rink after skating for hours. You both were exhausted, warming your hands on the hot chocolate Sunghoon got you, when you heard steps getting closer.
“Can I get your number?” Sunghoon looked up slowly from his cup, like he was being disturbed from his peace.
“No.” Short and to the point like he always was. The guy however didn’t appreciate the intrusion to the conversation he thought he was gonna come out victorious.
“Why not?” He raised an eyebrow, eyeing Sunghoon up and down. Sunghoon tilted his head, with narrowed eyes, visibly intimidating the guy now.
“Because I said so. Do you need me to break it down for you? N. O.” The guy stepped back, raising his hands in defeat.
“Okay, okay, sorry I asked gee…” Quickly retreating back to where he came from.
Sunghoon went back to his drink like nothing happened, earning him a smack on the shoulder.
“Could’ve just let me speak, macho man.” You rolled your eyes at his happy giggle, going back to your drink.
~ (sn) ~ You and Sunoo finally found a moment of free time for a little park walk and you were quietly enjoying the weather, while Sunoo took pictures of the flowers for his social media, when a man approached you from your right.
“Can I have your number?” Starting strong - with the most unoriginal line ever heard - he looked at you expectantly. Sunoo gasped loudly like he'd just witnessed a crime.
“Oh my gosh. Are you... serious? Here? In broad daylight? In front of witnesses?” He even had his hand on his chest for more dramatic effect, making you laugh.
The people walking in the park look over; some confused and some intrigued. The guy gradually turned red at the turn of the events.
“What- I'm just asking!” He said, voice coming out louder than he anticipated, which deepened the red on his cheeks.
Sunoo fanned himself dramatically, now closer to you, the other hand on your waist.
“Sir, she has standards. You look like the rat we saw at the subway last week. Please step aside.” With a dismissive gesture, Sunoo guided you away from him to walk on the opposite side of the park, some of the witnessing people giggling to themselves at the embarrassed expression of the man.
~ (rk) ~ You were at the dance studio lobby, waiting for Riki to finish his practice and join you for a restaurant date, but while you were scrolling on your phone someone came up to you.
“Hey, can I get your number?” You were about to answer, when the door to the changing rooms swung open, your boyfriend not even looking at the man next to you while he passed by. He plopped right next to you on the couch with an air of nonchalance that almost made you laugh. He was clearly bothered seeing this random man talking to you.
“Whatever it is that you asked, the answer is no.” You laughed at the clear displeasure in Riki’s voice, not being used to his jealousy.
“Why not? I'm not even ugly.” The guy replied with a cocky grin sprawled on his face. You almost got up to leave, dragging your boyfriend up with you, but Riki finally looked at the guy with the most unimpressed expression you’ve seen on his face.
“Sure, maybe you're not ugly. But you’re also irrelevant.” He put on his blackout sunglasses and grabbed your hand, intertwining your fingers. Riki pulled you up and off the couch, getting ready to exit the studio.
“What does that even mean?” To the man's question Riki just shrugged.
“Open the dictionary and find out.” The last replique left his mouth open, looking at your backs.















