it’s me, hi, i’m the problem

Just finished walking the Camino de Santiago and now I feel like I’ve got no purpose in life what do you MEAN I don’t have to get up at 5:30am tomorrow to hike 20 odd kilometres

I have had the best time in Montreal ugh it’s such a nice city

I’ve been awake for 20 hours and now I’m in a hotel in Montreal that’s full of tech bros and hockey fans and I think I’m losing my grip on reality a little bit

I’m going to Montreal for work and the client is flying me there in BUSINESS CLASS how did this become my life

Nothing more humbling than being diagnosed with a chronic medical condition you’ve only ever seen on Embarrassing Bodies before now 🥰

Anyone who says people in Paris are rude to French learners I fear maybe you’re the problem because I have just had what is effectively a tasting session of wines from a barman in the Passage des Panoramas because I threw out a few words in French at him

I’m working with a client from Glasgow and every time he sends a text he uses some form of slang I’ve never heard before and it’s honestly like I have to translate from another language

Can safely say that this weekend will be the first and last time I ever go to Benidorm, what a fucking pit

Ya girl has had an offer accepted to buy a house omg

Tell me why I’m the year of our lord 2024 I’m sitting in a park listening to Blink 182 on a speaker and drinking cheap beers, the exact same activity I did 12 years ago with my friends during my emo phase

Not Tyler’s best friend and his fiancée copying our wedding invites omg

Booked 3 holidays in the space of 24 hours I shouldn’t be allowed grown up money

AU where I find a job that DOESNT make me cry before 9am lmao

Thai 7-Eleven cheese and ham toasters my beloved

Tyler said I can’t have the One Direction version of Your Song by Elton John as the music that plays while we sign the marriage register because “an off key live performance from the X factor 14 years ago isn’t appropriate wedding music” chat should I call the whole thing off