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would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

what armour r u wearing

wait

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

Leave the mall santas alone

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

*Velma voice* “Kinkies!”