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Stop doing it scared and start doing it scary. Invoke sheer eye-clawing terror into all those who have ever wronged you

I don’t want to hear any writing advice from Stephen king not because I think there would be no value in it but because whatever works for Stephen king is between him and god and that demon he made a pact with that lets him write 3000 words in one sitting daily.

To be fair he's been clean for actual decades and he's still like that.

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red broken mackerel tabby with low white spotting

Danny Gonzalez died of mysterious circumstances, but all anybody cared about was who got his dogs and kid.

Markiplier was playing Wordle. He kept losing because he couldn't spell falafel.

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Everyone needs to see this

one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.