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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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So I've never done the Magical Readathon before, but it happened to cross my tl this afternoon on twitter, and I figured, since I'm trying to get back into reading, why not? It was the perfect opportunity!
I will be attempting all of the exams, and whatever I pass will be the N.E.W.T.S. I take if I do that in August! I donât really know what I want to choose for a career yet, both irl and for the Readathon, so Iâll just be taking the exams and seeing where I end up!
You can view my TBR under the cut!
gonna post my tbr for the magical readathon a bit and redo my cr bc im not reading trc anymore oops
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okay this summer im ACTUALLY going to get back on the horse for reading so im gonna drop a summer tbr soon. i need to at least make a dent in my shelf before i bring back a fuckton of books after sdcc again
I tend to start my reviews with a quote, but Iâve decided to stop doing that. Not because I couldnât find a good quote in this particular book, but because Iâve just decided to change my reviewing aesthetic. Which, honestly, probably wonât change anything for you, but! Yes! Anyway, okay, onto the review. I loved Nevermoor, the first book in the, well, Nevermoor series, and I was highly anticipating its sequel, Wundersmith. It was definitely one of my most anticipated books of the year, and proof of that is that I started reading it as soon as I got it. Okay, I only read 24 pages at that time, but still. Basically, I read all of this book (minus the 24 pages I read a few weeks ago) today. And it was amazing. More than amazing, in fact. I felt so engrossed by this story, and I just never wanted to put it down. I must have read all of it within four hours, and thatâs a feat for me, because I, um, am a very slow reader. Then again, itâs middle grade, and Iâve heard that reads more quickly than other age ranges, but still. I read it quickly because it was that good. In this book, thereâs more of a mystery aspect, and though I had guessed who the bad person was as soon as we met them, I still loved the big reveal. This was darker than the first book, too, but I do feel like itâs still reasonable for middle grade. It was just⌠So good. Which is not very constructive, but what can I say! I never said I was smart. The characters? Still as lovely as in the first book, though Iâm beginning to have my doubts about one of them. I canât tell you who, because⌠Well, it wouldnât be a spoiler, but in case I end up being wrong, Iâd rather not everyone know about it. Which is very Aries-like of me, which makes sense since Iâm an Aries. But yes, okay. The plot. Wonderful. Ha! I could even say⌠Wunderful. Or I could not. That was a pretty bad pun. Anyway, yes. The story was so fascinating, and just as whimsical as it was in the first book. I flew through this book because I wanted to know what was going to happen next, and thatâs something that happens to me rarely these days. To be fair, I have been in a reading slump, but⌠This is the first book thatâs managed to get me out of my slump, so⌠I just⌠Loved this book. So, so, so, so much. It was the perfect amount of whimsical and magical, and I really wish I had gotten the chance to read it when I was younger. I feel like this would have been a series that would have had a huge impact on me. Still, Iâm immensely grateful that I get to read it now, because itâs simply amazing. If you havenât yet, please give this series a shot. I HIGHLY recommend it.
Strange Grace by Tessa Gratton Rating: 5/5 Edition: Signed Hardcover
Once, a witch made a pact with a devil. The legend says they loved each other, but can the story be trusted at all? Long ago, a village made a bargain with the devil: to ensure their prosperity, when the Slaughter Moon rises, the village must sacrifice a young man into the depths of the Devilâs Forest. Only this year, the Slaughter Moon has risen early. Bound by duty, secrets, and the love they share for one another, Mairwen, a spirited witch; Rhun, the expected saint; and Arthur, a restless outcast, will each have a role to play as the devil demands a body to fill the bargain. But the devil these friends find is not the one they expect, and the lies they uncover will turn their townâand their heartsâinside out
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So I figured since I'm a pretty slow reader I need some other fun book related things to keep this blog active, so I'm going to do Favorite Fridays!! They'll happen every other week on Friday (obviously) and I'll just talk about one of my favorite things in literature, be it tropes (like this week), a character type, a genre, whatever.

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AU where I actually read the books I own.Â
do you have any fantasy recs??
so many. so this is gonna get long im sorry
inheritance cycle by christopher paolini
imperial trilogy by mark robson
the looking glass wars by frank beddor
vicious by ve schwab
the queenâs thief by megan whalen turner
shattered sea by joe abercrombie
deathless by catherynne m valente
the coldest girl in coldtown by holly black
midnighters by scott westerfeld
superior by jessica lack
the lumatere chronicles by melina marchetta [tw for attempted rape, not graphic]
flame in the mist by renee ahdieh
greatcoats by sebastien de castell [tw for past rape and murder, semi-graphic]
black wolves by kate elliott [tw for rape]
power of five by anthony horowitz
watch series by sergei lukyanenko
his dark materials by philip pullman
the lynburn legacy by sarah rees brennan
shades of magic by ve schwab
howlâs moving castle by diana wynne jones
the darkest part of the forest by holly black
in other lands by sarah rees brennan
daughter of smoke and bone by laini taylor
spiritwalker trilogy by kate elliott
inheritance trilogy by nk jemisin
a hero at the end of the world by erin claiborne
iron cast by destiny soria [tw for torture]
the wrath and the dawn by renee ahdieh
the young elites by marie lu
wonders of the invisible world by christopher barzak
the princess and the captain by anne laure bondoux
the demonâs lexicon by sarah rees brennan
the winnerâs trilogy by marie rutkoski
the star touched queen by roshani chokshi
the cemetery of forgotten books by carlos ruiz zafĂłn
the grisha trilogy by leigh bardugo
timekeeper by tara sim
song of the lioness by tamora pierce
nightrunner by lynn flewelling
peter darling by austin chant
artemis fowl by eoin colfer
falling kingdoms by morgan rhodes
the prince of mist by carlos ruiz zafĂłn
six of crows by leigh bardugo
the last elf by silvana de mari
dragonfly julia golding
the girl from everywhere by heidi heilig
the bone witch by rin chupeco
checquy files by daniel o'malley
engelsfors trilogy by sara b elfgren and mats strandberg [tw for attempted rape, torture, suicide mention, drug abuse, suicide attempt, bullying, self harm, animal deaths, paedophilia mention, homophobic language, alcohol abuse]
the sisters grimm by michael buckley
a taste of honey by kai ashante wilson [tw for physical abuse]
witch crag by kate cann
the night circus by erin morgenstern
fearsome dreamer by laure eve
stardust by neil gaiman
the princess bride by william goldman
rivers of london by ben aaronovitch
shadowshaper by dj older
cruel beauty by rosamund hodge
seraphina by rachel hartman
spellslinger by sebastien de castell
super bass by kai ashante wilson
graceling by kristin cashore
sorcerer royal by zen cho
the dark is rising sequence by susan cooper
ash by malinda lo
simon st george by jason hightman
summoner trilogy by taran matharu
glamourist histories by mary robinette kowal
children of the red king by jenny nimmo
lady helen by alison goodman
magnus chase and the gods of asgard by rick riordan
percy jackson and the olympians by rick riordan
heroes of olympus by rick riordan
the trials of apollo by rick riordan
the kane chronicles by rick riordan
âTo Kill a Mockingbirdâ by Harper Lee
âPride and Prejudiceâ by Jane Austen
âThe Diary of Anne Frankâ by Anne Frank
â1984â by George Orwell
Harry Potter and the Sorcererâs Stone" by J.K. Rowling
âThe Lord of the Ringsâ (1-3) by J.R.R. Tolkien
âThe Great Gatsbyâ by F. Scott Fitzgerald
âCharlotteâs Webâ by E.B. White
âThe Hobbitâ by J.R.R. Tolkien
âLittle Womenâ by Louisa May Alcott
âFahrenheit 451â by Ray Bradbury
âJane Eyreâ by Charlotte Bronte
âAnimal Farmâ by George Orwell
âGone with the Windâ by Margaret Mitchell
âThe Catcher in the Ryeâ by J.D. Salinger
âThe Book Thiefâ by Markus Zusak
âThe Adventures of Huckleberry Finnâ by Mark Twain
âThe Hunger Gamesâ by Suzanne Collins
âThe Helpâ by Kathryn Stockett
âThe Lion, the Witch, and the Wadrobeâ by C.S. Lewis
âThe Grapes of Wrathâ by John Steinbeck
âThe Lord of the Fliesâ by William Golding
âThe Kite Runnerâ by Khaled Hosseini
âNightâ by Elie Wiesel
âHamletâ by William Shakespeare
âA Wrinkle in Timeâ by Madeleine L'Engle
âOf Mice and Menâ by John Steinbeck
âA Tale of Two Citiesâ by Charles Dickens
âRomeo and Julietâ by William Shakespeare
âThe Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxyâ by Douglas Adams
âThe Secret Gardenâ by Frances Hodgson Burnett
âA Christmas Carolâ by Charles Dickens
âThe Little Princeâ by Antoine de Saint-ExupĂŠry
âBrave New Worldâ by Aldous Huxley
âHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallowsâ by J.K. Rowling
âThe Giverâ by Lois Lowry
âThe Handmaidâs Taleâ by Margaret Atwood
âWhere the Sidewalk Endsâ by Shel Silverstein
âWuthering Heightsâ Emily Bronte
âThe Fault in Our Starsâ by John Green
âAnne of Green Gablesâ by L.M. Montgomery
âThe Adventures of Tom Sawyerâ by Mark Twain
âMacbethâ by William Shakespeare
âThe Girl with a Dragon Tattooâ by Stieg Larrson Â
âFrankensteinâ by Mary Shelley
âThe Holy Bible: King James Versionâ
âThe Color Purpleâ by Alice Walker
âThe Count of Monte Cristoâ by Alexandre Dumas
âA Tree Grows in Brooklynâ by Betty Smith
âEast of Edenâ by John Steinbeck
âAlice in Wonderlandâ by Lewis Carroll
âIn Cold Bloodâ by Truman Capote
âCatch-22â by Joseph Heller
âThe Standâ by Stephen King
âOutlanderâ by Diana Gabaldon
âHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabanâ by J.K. Rowling
âEnders Gameâ by Orson Scott Card
âAnna Kareninaâ by Leo Tolstoy
âWatership Downâ by Richard Adams
âMemoirs of a Geishaâ by Arthur Golden
âRebeccaâ by Daphne du Maurier
âA Game of Thronesâ by George R.R. Martin
âGreat Expectationsâ by Charles Dickens
âThe Old Man and the Seaâ by Ernest Hemingway
âThe Adventures of Sherlock Holmesâ (#3) by Arthur Conan Doyle
âLes MisĂŠrablesâ by Victor Hugo
âHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Princeâ by J.K. Rowling
âLife of Piâ by Yann Martel
âThe Scarlet Letterâ by Nathaniel Hawthorne
âCelebrating Silence: Excerpts from Five Years of Weekly Knowledgeâ by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
âThe Chronicles of Narniaâ by C.S. Lewis
âThe Pillars of the Earthâ by Ken Follett
âCatching Fireâ by Suzanne Collins
âCharlie and the Chocolate Factoryâ by Roald Dahl
âDraculaâ by Bram Stoker
âThe Princess Brideâ by William Goldman
âWater for Elephantsâ by Sara Gruen
âThe Ravenâ by Edgar Allan Poe
âThe Secret Life of Beesâ by Sue Monk Kidd
âThe Poisonwood Bible: A Novelâ by Barbara Kingsolver
âOne Hundred Years of Solitudeâ by Gabriel GarcĂÂa MĂĄrquez
âThe Time Travelerâs Wifeâ by Audrey Niffenegger
âThe Odysseyâ by Homer
âThe Good Earth (House of Earth #1)â by Pearl S. Buck
âMockingjay (Hunger Games #3)â by Suzanne Collins
âAnd Then There Were Noneâ by Agatha Christie
âThe Thorn Birdsâ by Colleen McCullough
âA Prayer for Owen Meanyâ by John Irving
âThe Glass Castleâ by Jeannette Walls
âThe Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacksâ by Rebecca Skloot
âCrime and Punishmentâ by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
âThe Roadâ by Cormac McCarthy
âThe Things They Carriedâ by Tim O'Brien
âSiddharthaâ by Hermann Hesse
âBelovedâ by Toni Morrison
âSlaughterhouse-Fiveâ by Kurt Vonnegut
âCutting For Stoneâ by Abraham Verghese
âThe Phantom Tollboothâ by Norton Juster
âThe Brothers Karamazovâ by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
âThe Story of My Lifeâ by Helen Keller
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welcome to september, also known as back to school month!
this is my list of books that ideally iâd like to read this month, but realistically iâm going to read them over the next year or so. iâm also doing a couple of english text re-reads this month, but iâll be doing those as audiobooks and also theyâre boring, so no one cares about them. Â
last month summary: i read five-ish books last month, when i was hoping to read eleven, and i failed the newts readathon rather spectacularly, as two of the books were summer reading and i didnât read the other three for just one topic, soooooâŚ. i might attempt the owls at some point, most likely in october, because that seems a little easier. here are the books i read in august!
gemina by amie kaufman and jay kristoff 5â review radio silence by alice oseman 4â juvenile at times but often very relateable aristotle and dante dtsotu by benjamin alire sĂĄenz 4.5â review a christmas carol by charles dickens 2â boring and heavy handed. an inspector calls by j. b. priestley 3â heavy handed but interesting. september tbr: iâm aiming for five books this month too, as i have school so wonât be able to read loads. these are mostly books that were on my august tbr, with the exception of one or two.
shadow and bone by leigh bardugo leah on the offbeat by becky albertali all the crooked saints by maggie stiefvater obsidio by amie kaufman and jay kristoff cloud atlas by david mitchell these are some potential reads, that iâll get round to if i have the time!
the cruel prince by holly black children of blood and bone by tomi adeyemi circe by madeleine miller strange the dreamer by laini taylor orlando by virginia woolf and iâd quite like to finally get a start on the third game of thrones book! theyâre all also books i have a copy of, with the exception of strange the dreamer, so i really donât have any excuses. this is all quite ambitious considering iâm starting year eleven, aka gcses year, but iâll probably hopefully use reading to procrastinate doing my homework.Â

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Hello September!
Hello sweater weather to everywhere except the Deep South where it's still a pleasent 95 degrees every day!
I'm fully settled into university now, which means time to fit reading into my schedule! My goal as outlined in my August Recap is to read at least two (2) books which should be pretty feasible, considering I'm already halfway through one book now. I plan on finishing Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi (my copy is actually on loan to my Spanish professor at the moment), start and finish Saving Death by R.L. Endean, an ARC I was granted despite having no memory of requesting, and start (to hopefully finish but if not that's okay) Muse of Nightmares (Strange the Dreamer #2) by Laini Taylor. If I don't finish MoN, which is extremely likely considering its hefty size of 514 pages, that will be my first review of October.
August Recap!
August is over and Sweater Weather September is here! I figured I would do a little recap of what went on this month for me!