Hey, I'm Skoodge.

rebloggin this again so that when it pops up in my queue i get to re experience the joy

Keef giggled and shook his head. “Usually they just toss a pebble and wait. But as long as you don’t fall off the edge, it’s okay.” He kissed Skoodge’s forehead. “Come to hang out, love?” 

"Yeah, I came to hang out and kiss and claim cuddles. Am I cleared to do so?" He pouts a bit and tries to make himself taller.

I don’t get it…..

They both lost their heads. 

OH GOD

AHAHAHA

enduring-irken said: "Zim, this is why humans don’t talk to you."

"Umm.. I don’t know. Just normal stuff about his head and his mental state. Nothing out of the ordinary."

"Technically verbal abuse, but whatever. Have you seen him since?"

enduring-irken said: "Zim, this is why humans don’t talk to you."

"Well.. I told him it was good to see him! And then he started being whiny and annoying so I had to yell at him a little bit. BUT I NEVER TOUCHED HIM! SO HA!"

"You still yelled at him. What did you even yell?"

enduring-irken said: "Zim, this is why humans don’t talk to you."

"I am speaking TRUTHS here. I tried to talk to Dib you know. Yeah it didn’t work. So I am revoking talking from human forever."

"Did you try to talk to him, or try to hurt him verbally, physically, and/or emotionally?"

"Whatever you say."

Your muse finds mine lying on the floor; bleeding, bruised, with a bullet wound in their side; they're dying. What does your muse do?

you're welcome, dearie