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My favourite possible interpretation of Gil-Galad's relationship with Elrond, is that the latter is simultaneously his minstrel, herald, closest advisor, personal attendant, best friend, unwilling heir and closest remaining family member, and it's not always possible to determine in which capacity Elrond is acting at any given moment.
They're ridiculously codependent (if more so on Gil-Galad's side, it's just because Elrond has already forcibly had to learn how to cope with the absence of his closest kinsman)
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Tagged by @mnimeresponding @whirlception @thescrapwitch @stormsbreadth @ecofutural @starshadeemilyart @riding-with-the-wild-hunt, thank you!! 🫶 In between other more important projects and in my very limited free time I have been slowly picking away at toxic badwrong reembodied Fingolfin/Miriel 🙂↕️
“To live, but not amongst your kin. To live, not as an elda but as a voiceless ghost haunting Vairë’s halls, hiding away behind your tapestries like burial shrouds. To live, but not as one of the living. How is your life worth more than your death? What purpose is there in your living while he does not?”
Tagging 11 people for the 11 words in that final sentence, but I have no idea who's been tagged already so I'm gently passing this along to @justdrowthings @ariagreenleaf @dreamyshiftyaching @melians-griddle @leviosally @seaemberthesecond @zealouswerewolfcollector @onereyofstarlight @endless-natterings @nycterisg @glorfindelcorner if you're keen! <3
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artif
An interesting game where you are presented with 10 artifacts from the MET. You have to place where the artifact is from and what time period it is from. Each artifact scores up to 10,000 points, and you lose points the further away your guess is and how far off in time you are. You can only play once a day. Thanks to @baebeylik for showing this to me.
Today I scored really well. Yesterday ... not so much.
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For context: this came out in 2011 in Australia. Same-sex marriage would not be legalized until December 2017.
It was only legalized in 8 US states (the 8th only a few months before), and wouldn’t be legalized nation-wide until 2015.
It was only legal in TEN COUNTRIES in 2011. We wouldn’t hit 20 countries until 2017. (Australia was 23rd)
As of today (April 14, 2026), I believe only 38 countries have fully legalized same-sex marriage. Out of somewhere around 200 countries in the world. That’s only ~19% of countries.
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
She's my darling girl and I would die for her!! Honestly the best way to get me to talk about something for hours is to bring her up
Aredhel:
I don't know if I want to be her or if I want to kiss her. I've decided that after Luthien and Beren's death (and once she gets re-embodied of course) she gets custody of Huan cause they were always buddies
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realized this morning that it is possible my love of time loop scenarios has to do with my love for characters who dig themselves into holes because of their own mistakes and then can't figure out how to get out of them and consequently just keep digging.
in a time loop you get to literalize that sense of running in circles repeating your mistakes but differently!! and not being able to escape from a hell that is, in some way, of your own making (because the best time loops, in my opinion, are about a character needing to correct some kind of mistake and struggling to figure out how).
like. there is a character where they think they've gone too far and can't go back so they just have to keep going. and then there is taking that character and making it so they can't keep going at all because they keep digging the same hole over and over.
not sure I'm expressing this adequately but. something about the "making not exactly the same but similar mistakes over and over and over again until you figure out, somehow, how to change" that fits very nicely with the kinds of characters I love most.
or maybe I just imprinted on heir apparent by vivian vande velde at a formative age. who can say.
(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good
(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin
#he was SO lucky that almost everyone that loved elena was dead#<-flora what the hell this shit hurts#but it's so true#so much of this show is watching elena lose everyone who loves her just for her#(no ulterior motives no projection weirdness no trying to redeem themselves through her)#until she's left so vulnerable to being hurt and used#also something about how season 1 elena was depressed enough that she didn't mind being used like that#(a form of self-harm by proxy almost)#but by this point she's started (slowly very slowly) to want to live again#so this is a multi layered betrayal via @endless-natterings
It's a little extra messed up when you remember that not only did Elena know that the only reason she survived this bridge the first time was because Stefan saved her, she was also already aware that Stefan got her out of that car first because Grayson actively refused to leave her there. Must suck to realize that the man who could give you the gift of knowing that your father, in his final moments, loved you (that he loved you despite spending every moment since then feeling like you caused their deaths for crime of being a drunk teenager who fought with her boyfriend and called her mom to pick her up) would be so willing to render that sacrifice null and void. (Over a man who hurt you. Who killed Isobel and Jenna in front of you. Who killed you and when you woke up you found that the last adult who loved you was dead too, that John died so you could come back as a human. Stefan shoving that blood into your mouth would have made that sacrifice meaningless too.)
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PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.