Brayden Voit

I have never thought “Man, I’m hungry. I’ll eat a Snickers.”

Potatoes taste bad. Potatoes + Heat taste good. Heat tastes good if you can catch it in a potato.

If humans go extinct, literally no one will care.

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

I’m more comfortable wiping stuff off my hands onto the jeans I’ll wear multiple times in a week, rather than the shirt I’ll only wear once.

Dear YouTube, I can handle buffer. I can handle ads. But when ads buffer I suffer.

Promoting only abstinence to lower teen pregnancy rates is like just telling people to not commit crime to solve prison overcrowding

Having a photographer as a friends is great until you get drunk at the party and they don’t.