I am a witch: I bridge the gap between spirituality and humanity through harmony.

I am a psychopomp: I walk with you through the darkness and guide you back to yourself

I am a woman: My love runs deeper than you could possibly imagine and intuition is razor sharp.

I am a goddess: My body is a temple and devout worship is required.

I am a healer: I am here to share my light and must always do no harm.

I am a bard: My words help you feel seen and will make you believe you can accomplish anything.

I am melody: My voice will lull your frustrations and my singing will elevate your spirit.

I am a gamer: Yes. You will lose. Unless you’re on my team.

I am a fighter: Yes. You will lose. Unless you’re on my team.

I am a lover: We all win here, baby.

I am protected: The universe is on my side. Good luck to those who disrespect me.

I am peace: I only share it with those who can maintain their own chaos.

I am the dark feminine: Sacred medicine and the shiniest mirror you’ve ever seen.

I am fun: I will awaken your inner child and make you smile all day so you remember that’s really the point of it all.

I am a gift from the Universe: If I am in your life, don’t waste the collaboration we are designed to create. And No. That will not stem from lust forward connections. I look like a fantasy, but I’m really a spiritual awakening.

And I’m really fucking funny, if all this isn’t enough.