Toppy Tippers

Really feel like this year was lacking that true Graham Norton sass, it’s like someone had told him to reel it in and yet they had 4 hosts that were prime for roasting

Oh it’s a bit lame without him actually playing the piano hmm and now he can’t stare at his lightbulb

I mean the real winner has to be San Marino Pitbull surely did they actually think they’d come 4 places up from the bottom?!

Omg poor Sweden John’s face just shattered my heart into a million tiny little pieces

What an absolute shit show 😂😂😂😂😂😂

What the hell is with the background green screens why are they drifting along

I feel like Australia just out-eurovisioned everyone else to prove they really do belong here

Fuck me how did he get that piano up that clock tower

Romania’s spokesperson looks like a quality street wrapper

Ireland you’re dead to me

Madonna is strongly reminding me of Miley Cyrus when she didn’t want to be Hannah Montana anymore