instigation starters
for those muses who just love to pick fights!
β what did you just say to me? β
β what did you just call me? β
β are you trying to start a fight? β
β did youβ¦ did you just unfriend me? β
β i donβt have time for this. β
β youβre the reason i drink at night. β
β why do you always have to be mister perfect? β
β you never listen to me! β
β what are you gonna do about it? β
β say that again. i dare you. β
β [name] doesnβt act like this. β
β why donβt you get a real job? β
β youβve always gotten everything you wanted. β
β this might not be important to you, but itβs important to me. β
β are you really giving me the silent treatment right now? β
β you have no business talking to anybody like that. β
β i respect your opinion. itβs wrong, but i respect it. β
β why do you always do this?! β
β you arenβt the center of the universe. β
β i mean, you kinda deserved that one. β
β do i have to do everything around here? β
β i never said you were stupid. not out loud. β
β iβm not trying to start a fight! β
β not everybody has it all. β
β you are literally infuriating to be around. β
