The Once & Future Something

A hot search trended today post Wang Yibo's photos for Chanel were posted - Wang Yibo joining cast rumor, was fake...

To add to this, EDCWord came with following information -

1: He will not be joining any project in June or July. Rather racing will be his only event this month. 2: The production of Assassin confirmed he was not in the cast. 3: He will be participating in Zhuhai race and in few days, will be practicing on track. 4: He will be going to Malaysia for International driving test with his driving partner. 5: He has not been abroad and has been taking classes and recording two new songs.

Yibo x Stick

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by livinginaworldofnoise (@gh0st-0f-luke)

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Summary: Gusu Lan Bakery Online Custom Order Form Requested Cake Type: [purple velvet] Frosting: [red wine-flavored whipped fondant] Filling: [margarita-flavored jello] Size: [24 layers] Shape: [rhombicosidodecahedron] Writing on Cake: [sorry for lightly singeing ur couch. i just wanted to see if it was flammable, for science. i honestly think it looks better like that but here’s a cake since u apparently don’t agree] To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Your Order Could Not Be Fulfilled Hello, The bakery is unable to complete your cake request from Order #103123 based on the information you provided. Apologies for the inconvenience. Best wishes, Gusu Lan Bakery OR: lwj is a baker. wwx wants to order a cake. what could go wrong? Kay's comments: Wei Wuxian is such a menace in this story, but it pays off, because he gets the baker. His cake requests are utterly ridiculous too. Excerpt: To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Your Order Has Been Rejected Hello, The bakery will not complete your cake request from Order #103147 based on the information you provided. This order was rejected because it is unfeasible and does not align with the baker’s professional standards. Your orders will continue to be rejected until you submit one with legitimate specifications that can actually be achieved. Please contact another bakery with this request instead of continuing to submit order forms, and refrain from asking invasive personal questions about the owner. Gusu Lan Bakery Do not reply to this email.

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