loser!

   trait: REVERENCE.  — One part of you dreams of giving yourself up – perhaps just for a while – to a hero or mentor. In the right circumstances you can flourish by letting go of your ego. In your inner life, reverence plays out as a willing submission to your own conscience. In the outside world, you might get frustrated searching for something worth believing in – a country, a person, a company – but you will always be open to feeling respect, admiration and wonder.

   trait: NEEDINESS.  — Being affirmed and nurtured by others is a central requirement for you to feel safe. This means you can be slow to warm up to other people, which is difficult because what you most need from them is their warmth. Yet you know how to be vulnerable: to let down your defences and accept that you need another person. This lack of pretence is a valuable trait, and ultimately more endearing than the macho efforts others make to deny their childlike sides.

          ❝          FAIR POINT. i think you’re pretty trustworthy, for the most part. you          haven’t really fucked me over just yet. plus, you’re pretty much my only… actual          friend, so i have no choice but to trust my dead body && my riches with you.          oh, good idea ! i gotta be ballin’ in the afterlife, too ! what would i do without           you ?? probably die && have no money. i forgot her name, she wasn’t that           iconic. but, yeah ! that’s totally us. living it up, even if i’m dead. well, that           doesn’t really make sense, does it ?? whatever. you get what i mean.           ❞

     “ he doesn’t like to label himself, but he dabbles. why? you lookin’ for something? ”

         ❝          not really, i mean seeing hawaii would be cool. i’ve always wanted to          hawaii. it seems so chill && the beaches seem so nice && half of my wardrobe          is fucking hawaiian shirts, so… yeah… maybe you could bury my ghosty ass          under a palm tree so i’m always just hanging out in the shade. is there a travel          agent for the afterlife ? will they get me a cool little house by the beach that          ends up being time-shared with, like, eighty other people ? man, what an afterlife.          … or, you could entirely just fucking ditch my dead body, take the money, &&          fly to your dream vacation. i can’t really stop you when i’m on my casper shit.          ❞

         ❝          THANKS, DUDE. i always knew i could trust you when i needed help          the most. if i die, like, tomorrow or something, i want you to take all the money          i’ve earned && use it to fuse me into a fucking diamond, wear me around          your neck && take me around the fuckin’ world. also, don’t forget to blaze it          like once a week so my ghost can get contact high.         ❞

         ❝          i’m not kindly asking, i’m fucking BEGGING. hopefully that’s what does          it && i never have to return. one life is stressful enough, why would i do it          all over again ? i’m not some kind of sadist, man.          —— this is me trusting you with my dying wishes, by the way. if i fucking topple           over && die right here, i’ll haunt the fuck out of you if you don’t make sure my           body is a pile of ashes.          ❞