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Extending Empathy Starters

“I don’t know what the fuck to do to help but… I’m here.”

“You’re not a talker, I know… but, I’ve got you.”

“Up here all alone… wanna talk about it?”

“Consider this a peace offering and an invitation to talk.”

“Now, I know I’ve been… well me, but gimme five minutes.”

“I understand you more than you might think.”

“Been there before… sort of. It’s not the best thing.”

“You don’t have to say anything. You can show me instead.”

“Nothing says talking over woes like having a drink in questionable places.”

“You’re stuck with me for as long as it takes to get through this.”

“You don’t get how I’m feeling! Stop pretending like you do!”

“I’m awful with this stuff but I’m always open to trying.”

“No one deserves going through this alone.”

“When you’re ready. I can wait. Don’t force yourself.”

“When did you suddenly start caring?”

“Just because I’m an asshole, doesn’t mean I don’t care.”

“No! That’s not what I meant, or how, I’m just… trying okay?”

“This touchy feely talking about yourself crap wasn’t okay growing up alright?”

“Even I can tell when you’re being bitchier than normal. What’s up?”

“You’re right, I don’t understand, but I’m willing to make that attempt.”

“Oh it’s all doom, gloom and irreparable despair? Try me.”

“It’s going to hurt, but the release will be worth it.”

“You’re upset, I can tell.”

“How do you always know when I’m in a mood?”

“There’s… some weird thing with you. It feels… safe. Talking about things.”

#meme

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Hey sorry I disappeared I got my phone stolen and I just got a new one. Unfortunately I don’t have access to a computer so all my RP will be on discord, Skype or Kik. Lemme know if you want any of them!!

henrymikaelscn:

“Why? Who were you saving? You didn’t do a thing to help by breaking both our hearts.” Henrik didn’t want to stand there and be mad at Lucas but he couldn’t push the thoughts away. He was mad. He was hurt and Henrik though he had every right…but did that stop him from wanting to scoop Lucas up in his arms and kiss him until they both passed out? No it didn’t.

“What does it have to do with deserving anything? I love you and I meant every word I said when I told you that it would never change. So tell me what you want, please.” He had made the split decision at the back of his mind that he would stay if Lucas asked him to. Henrik hadn’t stopped loving him for a second.

“I was saving myself. Everyone leaves me in the end I figured I might as well save us both the trouble and make you leave.” Lucas admitted with a frown on his face. He could feel Henrik’s anger and welcomed it, he deserved his anger and his hate. He could feel a want for something as well and he didn’t know what to do with himself. “I..... I want you to stay....” Lucas knew the chances of Henrik staying with him were low, he basically told the male he didn’t love him and didn’t want him around when he first kicked him out of his live but he loved the vampire and wanted him to stay with him. He was selfish like that.

#YOU S U C K #henrymikaelscn #v; Fangs (Vampire Diaries)

henrymikaelscn:

“I would never have left you, not if I believed you loved me.” Henrik was having a hard time believing it now if he was being honest. He loved Lucas, he loved him with all of his heart, but he wasn’t sure that he was enough for the empath.

“What the hell do you want from me now?” He couldn’t handle it, not if Lucas was just going to make him leave again. “If I walk away this time…it’s for good.”

“That’s why I had to make it seem like I didn’t.” Lucas knew if Henrik stayed any longer then he wouldn’t have ever left. Henrik needed to be with his family for a little while and Lucas didn’t want to get in his way of reconnecting with them. Besides he didn’t want to be used against the vampire if it came down to that. He bit down on his bottom lip because he wanted to be selfish and try to get Henrik back but he didn’t deserve the male after he hurt him like he did. He didn’t want to see him walk away either, he couldn’t survive it if Henrik left again. “I don’t deserve anything from you. I just wanted to apologize for being an asshole.”

#MY HEART HURTS ENOUGH KRISTAL #JFC #henrymikaelscn #v; Fangs (Vampire Diaries)

@henrymikaelscn | Continued from X

Lucas flinched at the tone in Henrik’s voice, knowing he deserved the male’s anger, deserved his hate. He truly loved the male but he had to fuck it all up because that’s what he did when he had something going for him. He fucked it up. “I’m sorry,” He had to force those words passed his lips though he did actually feel sorry, “I didn’t mean to hurt you. I was selfishly trying to save myself from heart break.”

#ALL THE ANGST #ALLLL OF ITTTT #henrymikaelscn #v; Fangs (Vampire Diaries)

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❛ Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit. ❜

@henrymikaelscn | Meme | Accepting

Lucas snorted as he took a drink, looking up at the vampireafter he swallowed it. “Does he at least give you something in return?” He asked, amused more then anything really.

#henrymikaelscn #v; Fangs (Vampire Diaries)#answered;;

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nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

emotionalstripper

minacixus:

send a number for a starter. they are sorted into categories ;

CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

#meme

vaememes

✧ TEEN WOLF PROMPTS.

emotionalstripper

rpmemesfam:

possible triggers, read/reblog with caution. nsfw metions. change pronouns as you seet fit!

SEASON ONE :

❛ You weren’t answering you’re phone! Why do you have a bat?! ❜ ❛ I thought you were a predator! ❜ ❛ We’re actually doing this? ❜ ❛ You’re the one always bitching that nothing happens in this town! ❜ ❛ I was trying to get a good nights sleep before practice tomorrow. ❜ ❛ Everyone should have a dream, even a pathetically unrealistic one. ❜ ❛ Just out of curiosity, which half of the body are we looking for? ❜ ❛ Huh, I didn’t even think about that. ❜ ❛ And, uh, what if whoever killed the body is still out here? ❜ ❛ Also something I didn’t think about. ❜ ❛ Okay, let’s see this thing. ❜ ❛ It was too dark to see much, but I’m pretty sure it was a wolf. ❜ ❛ A wolf bit you? ❜ ❛ I heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ What do you mean “No, I didn’t?” ❜ ❛ How do you know what I heard? ❜ ❛ Because California doesn’t have wolves, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m a nerd by association. I’ve been Scarlet-Nerded by you. ❜ ❛ It was like I had all the time in the world to catch the ball. ❜ ❛ I can hear stuff I shouldn’t be able to hear. Smell things. ❜ ❛ Smell things? Like what? ❜ ❛ So, all this started with the bite? ❜ ❛ What if it’s like, an infection? ❜ ❛ Like my body flooding with adrenaline before I go into shock or something? ❜ ❛ You know what? I actually think I’ve heard of this. ❜ ❛ Hey, you’re the one who heard a wolf howling. ❜ ❛ Hey, there could be something seriously wrong with me! ❜ ❛ You’ve been given something that most people would kill for. ❜ ❛ Where are you getting your juice? ❜ ❛ So, you killed her? ❜ ❛ Maybe it was my blood on the door? ❜ ❛ I’ve never had a dream where I woke up like that before. ❜ ❛ You know, maybe you caught a rabbit or something. ❜ ❛ Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit. ❜ ❛ Do you wanna hang out, like us and them? ❜ ❛ You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork. ❜ ❛ Once my heart starts beating again, yeah. ❜ ❛ Start the car, or I’m gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth. ❜ ❛ It was a different kind of bullet. ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do with him? ❜ ❛ You faint at the sight of blood? ❜ ❛ This house is like the frickin’ Wal-Mart of guns. ❜ ❛ I don’t know whether to kill it or lick it. ❜ ❛ You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die? ❜ ❛ We don’t go out in the middle of the night murdering people, do we? ❜

SEASON TWO :

❛ Please let him go, and I’ll do– I’ll do whatever you want! Okay? ❜ ❛ I swear. I won’t- I won’t see him again. I promise, never again! ❜ ❛ I’ve got a missing teenage girl, and our K-9 unit led us here. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry, I - I didn’t see anything. ❜ ❛ Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he’d remember. ❜ ❛ School fight? ❜ ❛ Oh, no, sorry. I was just remembering, I actually have a morning practice to get to. ❜ ❛ Just one more question. You guys get many grave robberies here? ❜ ❛ Usually, they just take stuff like jewelry. ❜ ❛ Okay, nothing else? Seriously? ❜ ❛ I just said it was missing. ❜ ❛ And you know what? Even if she did, so what? ❜ ❛ It’s the most nutritious part of the body. ❜ ❛ You’re the test case for this, so we should be going over what happened to you. ❜ ❛ I mean like what was going through your mind when you were turning, you know? ❜ ❛ Here’s a dollar. Go find another parking lot to die in. ❜ ❛ Now, I don’t want the same thing happening to some innocent girl. ❜ ❛ So, police are organizing search parties for tonight. ❜ ❛ Sign up, find the missing girl, you get an automatic A in my class. ❜ ❛ Because we have a pretty good idea that she might be… you know, turning. ❜ ❛ A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass? ❜ ❛ What do you think she’s gonna do with a set of real claws? ❜ ❛ Hey, you know, maybe they’re just here for the funeral? ❜ ❛ I mean - what if they’re the non-hunting side of the family? ❜ ❛ You wouldn’t be lying to me, would you, ______? ❜ ❛ You wanna take this little conversation downstairs? No? ❜ ❛ Tell you what, you do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, okay? ❜ ❛ I have my responsibility as a parent. ❜ ❛ You know I’m gonna have to find a way to punish you though. ❜ ❛ Well, that was your fault. ❜ ❛ Shut up! It’s a scratch! It’s hardly even… ❜ ❛ I have beautiful everything. ❜ ❛ You wanna just make out a little bit? Just to see how it feels? ❜ ❛ This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you. ❜ ❛ What did you see in the mechanic garage? ❜ ❛ Did you notice that I’m paralyzed from the neck down in 8 feet of water! ❜ ❛ Can’t you just trust me this once? ❜ ❛ I’m the one who keeps you alive, okay. Did you notice that? ❜ ❛ Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I’m gonna pass.. ❜ ❛ I thought you were psychic, bitch? ❜ ❛ Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we’re in a gay club. ❜ ❛ Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses? ❜ ❛ One more question– just one. Are you okay? ❜ ❛ We’re just a bunch of teenagers. We can’t handle this. ❜ ❛ Sarcasm is my only defense. ❜ ❛ I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded. ❜

SEASON THREE :

❛ I have to… I have to tell him.. ❜ ❛ Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts? ❜ ❛ So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me. ❜ ❛ I don’t want a boyfriend. I want a distraction.. ❜ ❛ And, seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that’s not going to be a disaster. ❜ ❛ Can we drive? Now, please? ❜ ❛ All of them? How does that even work? ❜ ❛ I have been looking for them the last four months. ❜ ❛ Do you know what I want for my birthday? ❜ ❛ Have you never done it before either? ❜ ❛ We don’t like you. Now, shut up and help us. ❜ ❛ So, I hope you’re comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face. ❜ ❛ Okay, all right, now. Come on, no one died, alright? ❜ ❛ Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! ❜ ❛ I can’t take waiting around like this, you know? ❜ ❛ My nerves are wracked, they’re severely wracked. Wracked. ❜ ❛ What… like, why wouldn’t they chain them up in some underground lair or something? ❜ ❛ They’re an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn’t they have a lair? ❜ ❛ Wait a sec, wait a sec– maybe they’re living there! ❜ ❛ It’s not the first time you’ve gotten your hands dirty. ❜ ❛ I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it’s over? ❜ ❛ I just… I don’t understand the bank, though, okay? ❜ ❛ I’m supposed to call you first when I find a dead body? ❜ ❛ You called the police before you called me? ❜ ❛ They’re too fast for us, for all of us. They’re too strong, too rabid. ❜ ❛ And, just curious, is there a reason the gun is still pointed at me? ❜ ❛ Well, there’s probably still some part of me that wants to shoot you… ❜ ❛ Does anybody else want to rethink the plan where we just, uh, kill ‘em? ❜ ❛ I just wanted to make sure you got in okay! ❜ ❛ I know the inner workings of that force, alright? ❜ ❛ You didn’t have to follow me home. ❜ ❛ So, if these aren’t random killings, then what are they? ❜ ❛ Come over to my place at nine. Plan on staying the night. I like to cuddle. ❜ ❛ Am I the only one recognizing the lack of werewolfitude in these murders? ❜ ❛ It means my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life, okay? ❜ ❛ You know who else is a virgin? Me. I’m a virgin, okay? ❜ ❛ I need to have sex. Like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. ❜ ❛ What do you want? You want to kill me? ❜ ❛ We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come. ❜ ❛ Are you just following the bus, or are you planning on mounting it at some point? ❜ ❛ How do you know it’s not from the archery team? ❜ ❛ Cut off the head of the snake, and the body dies. ❜ ❛ Just once, can someone try to come up with something that doesn’t involve killing everyone? ❜ ❛ I’m telling you this because they scare the hell out of me. ❜ ❛ Somebody’s been doing their summer reading! ❜ ❛ Well, maybe we could do what normal people do, and knock on the door. ❜

#meme

startwithoutme:

One thing to know about Sean Reeves is that the Congressman is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. It doesn’t take an awful lot of alcohol to get the blond drunk, especially when dealing with exceptionally strong drinks. Similar to the ones that were given to him by Lucas earlier.

“Then you and I are going to the store now.”

If Sean is going then Lucas is definitely going as well. Besides, he needs a designated driver at this rate and the other did eat the last of the bananas, after all.

“That depends. Have you always had ten fingers on one hand?”

Yup, he’s drunk.

@emotionalstripper –> [ x ]

Lucas is amused more then anything at how much of a lightweight Sean is. He himself has had the same amount of drinks as the male has and he isn’t even buzzed yet. He has to admit that Sean is adorable though. “Aw, you’re adorable if you think I’m driving right now.” He doesn’t want to get thrown in jail because he’s driving drunk. Besides he could always get the bananas in the morning before the Congressman wakes up. “No I have not. You’re wasted.”

#startwithoutme #v; main

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startwithoutme:

One could say Sean drinks a little slow. He never really found the need to rush when there wasn’t anywhere in specific he needed to be. Not only that but the slower he drank, the less amount of drinks he would have to purchase for one evening. Which also meant he would be less likely to suffer from a hangover and headache the following day. It’s a win-win scenario the way the blond sees it.

“And how did I get so lucky?”

This is mostly the liquid courage talking here. Normally Sean wouldn’t find it this easy to flirt with someone he hardly knows. Let alone head back to their apartment. And as slow as the blond originally was with his drink, it actually doesn’t take him long at all to finish the last remaining bit. This could also be because he’s looking forward to tonight.

Taking out his wallet from his pocket, he makes sure to pay the amount for his own tab, setting it down on the counter next to his now empty glass.

“I’m ready whenever you are.”

Lucas was one of those people that didn’t get hangovers no matter how much he drank. Alex, his best friend, hated him for it. The mind reader always hated drinking with him because he would wake up with a pounding headache the next morning while Lucas was his usual self with no headache.

“I don’t know. Maybe I wanna make this a regular thing.” Lucas doubted the male would come back after tonight but it didn’t hurt to try at least. He would decide if he wanted it to be a regular thing after they’ve had sex. He isn’t looking for a relationship since he sucked at them anyways but a sexual relationship was always fun for him. He grins when the male gets done with his drink and gets off the chair, holding out his hand for the male to take. “I don’t live that far away.”

#(yes this is good)#startwithoutme #v; main

inkskinned

my father taught me that everything i loved could be shoved into a fireplace and at ten years old i promised myself that i simply wouldn’t want things so i couldn’t be disappointed i thought if i emptied myself of all love and happiness and hope there was nothing he could take from me that i hadn’t already destroyed you cannot hurt me if i am gone already and i lived my life like this, ashes and cinders where would be success because when i self-destruct at least it’s my hand alone on that button, at least this fragile thing is mine and mine alone because you can’t kick me out if i never had a home when i met you, i found something i didn’t want to lose but our fights become volcanoes and one late night, you give up the ghost, you ask me why i’m bent on burning every building we have in the city of our love i open my shaky hands and discover i’m sobbing, i say, “can’t you see, i will never be a good for you - breaking people breaking things is all i know how to do.”

how do i explain the bad things /// r.i.d (via antagxnized)

#musings;;

otvazhnyy:

Lucas was going to wind up being the death of him, his shirt and boxers suddenly felt a little too hot. He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly and tried to look anywhere but at Lucas, but it wasn’t working. How was not supposed to notice?

He took a deep breath and shook his head. He didn’t know to be okay, he wanted to pick Lucas up in his arms and kiss him until he couldn’t breathe anymore. “I think I need a cold shower.” Pax couldn’t quite believe that the words had left his mouth. He was an idiot.

Lucas felt just how interested the male was in him and it left him breathless and wanting. He shifted slightly, feeling himself getting hard the longer he was feeling Pax’s emotions. He stepped closer to him, reaching out to touch the male’s stomach through his shirt and running his hand up his chest. “Or I can help you with your little problem?” He offered, hand running back down the male’s chest and stopping right above the male’s boxers. He wasn’t going to force himself on Pax, if the younger male told him to back off he would in a heart beat and never mention it again. But he wanted the male so bad it hurt and he could feel how much Pax wanted him. “Can I kiss you?” He figured it would be best to ask before just going for it.

#otvazhnyy #v; Running Scared | Marvel 2

@otvazhnyy | Continued |

Lucas didn’t mind staying with Pax, well he wouldn’t mind if the male could keep his feeling about him under control. It was torture walking around knowing Pax was attracted to him and not being able to do anything about it. He didn’t want to suck the male into his screwed up world, the male deserved better. But he couldn’t keep denying what he wanted. He was just stepping out of the shower when Pax opened the door, leaving him shocked for a few moments. Water was dripping down his naked body as he stared at the male and watched him stutter so cutely. “Are you okay, Pax?” He purred, not making a move to grab a towel to cover himself up.

#LUCAS IS LIKE; MINE #otvazhnyy #v; Running Scared | Marvel 2

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Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

emotionalstripper

ofgoldfish:

chivalrousxhybrid:

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

#meme

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minacixus-blog

nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

hazardxhammond

minacixus:

send a number for a starter. they are sorted into categories ;

CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

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‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex

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