double cheesburger life is worth living

such a good reaction image

reblog this to slap the persons ass u reblogged this from 💖🍑

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

hi there, i’m steve hops, the new CBO (chef bunny officer) of apple inc (soon to be renamed carrot inc). for the past fifty years, we here at apple(carrot) strive to innovate and bring you tomorrows tech today. that’s why i’m proud to introduce the new iphone 18, *unveils a bunny*

with our all-new bunny chip and the remodeled home screen (most bland glassy design ever) designed to work perfectly with the new bunnyOS, the iphone 18 is now capable of binkying, thumping, and flopping!

it’s still a thousand dollars

i am sooo pro-cheating in fiction omg wdym you want them to ethically break things up with their significant other before getting together that actively makes it less hot 🙄 like literally whats the point then 🙄 bring back UNETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY!!!!

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works