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as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

I literally just saw the video and she was really about to whoop ass ON SIGHT no hesitation.

her body guard is here for YOUR protection

Alternately, you can be the rumba. You can be the awkward little robot that no one understands, and everyone slowly becomes attached to you because you’re always there, and it’s Wrong when you’re not

and you can let people strap knives to you

Wow I love this

I want one!!!!

Naked spooning tho

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes

Sooooo… can I just fast-forward to the part where my girlfriend and I are cuddled up on the couch under blankets in front of a fire with our dogs?

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

Gordon is precious and I love him.

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

Is this so hard 😩