so lost here. . .

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

ah yes iced coffee, the most important meal of the day

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know