you & I

That would be very painful because I have really big teeth.

What big teeth you have, Caden.

Now I just gotta find someone to horizontal tango with or else I’ll be deepthroating Dorito-flavored bananas in my room.

I mean... I'd offer to help you with that but I don't think I'd want you to accidentally think that you're eating a Dorito and bite me or something. 

I think that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard and my belief in God is solidified.

I'm glad I helped you discover your true belief in God with my confirm. This must been an exciting time for you. You can specially order them, by the way.

I will do anything for Doritos. Anything.

You know they make Dorito flavored condoms? Just throwing that out there. 

... What?

I wouldn’t know, I’m only a mere junior. But at least it’s better than being sat around bored. Is it…not?

When you're bored, you're not living life, I guess. I think I'd rather be busy than bored. Personal preference. 

Let me just give no fucks about what you’ve said. 

You do you, bro. You do you.

At least it means you’ve got things to do. Being busy is nice, ciccino.

It's not the fun kind of busy, though. It's the I actually need to do work kind of busy. Senior stuff that's stupid.

So I’m special then, is that what you’re saying? Let’s be honest here, Luke is basically a girl with a dick. There is no way he’d ever actually fuck someone. I’m a gentleman, and a gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. Jill’s pretty adventurous, huh? I don’t know what kinky is. Like, I think there’d be a difference in definitions between genders.

That's what I'm saying. Uhh, well, you thought wrong. He topped for Slater-- but that's not important. Well, I'm a gentleman, and we're seeing each other. Thisbe and I were going to, but she broke up with me before. It's only been Luke, Jill, and some random girl in Florida over the summer. Yeah, she's adventurous alright... and very good at what she does. I'm just saying like, is kinky wearing cat ears and pretending to be a cat, or is it like, rough, hardcore? Does it matter the gender? I don't think so.

No ‘maybe’s, Emmett. You either want to or you don’t. I’m not going to force you to do anything you don’t want to do but don’t get my hopes up about something that will never happen.Well that’s one more person than me. I’ve uh— never really had kinky sex. Unless you could doing it on J-the counter in the kitchen.

It's not forcing me, I'm just saying maybe I'll actually want to for you. Bottoming with Luke sounds like it would be... not good. He needs to be controlled, you know? Really? Who were they? Um, well, like I've done it... a lot of places. Thanks to Jill. But not really like, kinky-- well, define kinky.

Awesome, at least I won’t be the only one trying something new. But the act itself is still something that should be considered sacred. Like it’s still intimate. At least to me. Nothing kinky? Well, you’re no fun.

Well, we'll see about that. Maybe. For you. Yeah, I guess you're right. I've only had sex with three people in my life, and I don't think it's bad since I felt something for them at one point, right? I didn't do it just because I could. In time, David... in time. Do you... like kinky?

I think you need to let loose, let go of the reins… lose control. Watching people have sex is weird, sex is supposed to be something intimate, shared between only two people. Not filmed and put on the internet or on DVDs for everyone to look at. But I’ll give it a shot.

I-- okay, maybe you're right. I'll try something new if you're willing to, too. That's why there's a difference between 'sex' and 'making love'. It's people like us that just use the wrong term because now sex is just sex because of media and all that. It's really not when you're in the situation. Watch a little and let me know? Don't watch the dirty, kinky stuff. That, I won't do with you.