Papi Chulo

goth is when you put lip stuff on your eyes and eye stuff on your lips and leg things on your arms

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

you can watch his show on youtube

your dad wants to fuck betty rubble 

Ah, Betty Rubble. The Hex Maniac of the 1960s

*spongebob announcer voice*

There’s no one here to grab my butt so I just grab my own butt and let me just say y'all are missin out

I was scrolling down this post HOPING I would see this at the end and I was not disappointed.