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triwizard tournament challenge no. 1

Triwizard tournament announcer: Ravenclaw, you must fight Gryffindor to the death.

Gryffindor: Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw, think about this. I’m your hottest friend-no, Slytherin. I’m your nicest fr-no, Hufflepuff. I’m your friend!!!

Slytherin: I don’t have friends and I don’t want any.

Hufflepuff: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

#harry potter #hogwarts #slytherin #hufflepuff #slytherin x hufflepuff #friends #friendship #hug #i made a comeback y'all #this is cute #fluff #cute

Ravenclaw: Hey, are you dead?

Slytherin: No. Not yet.

Ravenclaw: Awesome! I love the accurate use of "yet," as we will all die someday.

Slytherin: Exactly!

Ravenclaw: True self-control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.

Hufflepuff: Why would the movie eat my popcorn?

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Hufflepuff: Nevermind I get it.

#source: twitter #source: hrhpml #(@hrhpml is on twitter)#harry potter #hogwarts #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #self control #movie #cinema #popcorn #english is weird #i'm so unoriginal sorry

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Doctor: You've only got 3 years to live.

Slytherin: *gasps*

Slytherin: I don't wanna live that long.

#source: i forgot #harry potter #hogwarts #slytherin #doctor

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*over text*

Ravenclaw: Dashing through the halls

Slytherin: With my teachers up my ass

Ravenclaw: I have to take a test

Slytherin: I really hope you pass

Ravenclaw: This school is actually hell

Slytherin: I can’t even spell

Ravenclaw: You get to class right now, you want to make the bell

Slytherin: JINGLE BELLS

Ravenclaw: KILL OURSELVES

Slytherin: HIT ME WITH A SLEIGH

Ravenclaw: I’M SO DONE

Slytherin: THIS ISN’T FUN

Ravenclaw: THERE GOES MY GPA

Slytherin: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I was expe-

Gryffindor: *holding up 9 of clubs* Is this your card?

Slytherin: *softly* Holy shit.

#source: tumblr #harry potter #hogwarts #slytherin #gryffindor #slytherin x gryffindor #magic #cards magic #magic in bed #totally appropriate

Ravenclaw: Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Ravenclaw: Turns out it was just me and Hufflepuff meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

Gryffindor: You've been going to bed early these days. What kind of witchcraft did you use?

Ravenclaw: Cats. My only source of motivation.

#harry potter #hogwarts #gryffindor #ravenclaw #sleep #early sleep #cats #witchcraft #motivation #i love my cat

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Ravenclaw: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Hufflepuff: *sips waffle* Why?

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Hufflepuff: So what did you do today?

Ravenclaw: A lot actually. I finished all of the homework for Potions and Charms.

Hufflepuff: Great! But we have neither of those classes tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: Oh. Oh my.

#harry potter #hogwarts #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #potions #charms #homework #study #basically procrastination #but still productive #when you're supposed to do sth but you did sth else instead

Slytherin: Aww, that's so cute. That...

Slytherin: ...does not look like you at all.

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Ravenclaw: Why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Hufflepuff: They need adult supervision.

#source: twitter #source: incorrectphan #harry potter #hogwarts #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #carrot #baby carrot #adult supervision #supervision?#like see in the dark?#who made that word?

Hufflepuff grandchild: Are you feeling okay?

Ravenclaw grandparent: At my age, if nothing hurts, that means you’re already dead.

#source: a game i'm playing #harry potter #hogwarts #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #grandchildren #grandparents #the kind of conversation we love

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Slytherin: I got a package from my family.

Ravenclaw: Oh, what’s in it?

Slytherin: Seems heavy. Must be their disappointment in me.

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Slytherin: How do I politley tell someone I want to hit them in the face with a brick until they’re stone cold dead?

Ravenclaw: I wanteth to hitteth thee in visage with a brick until thou art stone bitter cold dead.

Slytherin: Marry me.

Hufflepuff: Both of you need serious help

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