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i love you guys…

❛  i, uh — right. i knew that. pft. totally knew that. yeah, fans are a few of the greatest people on this earth, but some of the things they think they’re doing for us, like giving us horrible petnames, can be a bit uncomfortable. some of the shit they actually do is weird as hell, too. ❜

     ❛  UH-HUH. i presume you mean the fan fiction ?? that’ll d e f i n i t e l y take some getting used to. not to say that, you know, there wasn’t any based on the shadowhunters series before, but it’s been an unusual percent increase as soon as i got the PART ? which i count my bendiciones every night for, but it’s a bit ... unusual. the ships are cute, no me malinterpreten. but, there’s a thin line. ❜

      ❛ you’re looking at me like you’ve never heard anyone swear before. ❜

     ❛  careful !! your cuernos de diablo ( DEVIL HORNS !! ) are showing. ❜

     ‘ we don’t actually film there any more - only like, a couple of location shots, and not for a while. but we do have some pretty cool fake-new orleans sets in atlanta. okay, i need to invest in a wine cabinet, it’ll come in handy when people decide to waste half a perfectly good bottle of wine by pouring it down the sink. a ‘young face’ is only good sometimes. like, one day it’d be nice to be able to play someone over the age of eighteen, instead of the perpetual highschooler, you know? i…don’t want to squish any men’s hearts, though. that’s never fun for anyone. honestly? i’d take being in a cool fantasy series over playing, like, the victim on csi any day. ‘

    ❛  could’ve FOOLED me ! what an imbécil, wine is just as coveted as the next thing. mine’s a bit cheap for my liking, but the bottles make up for it. but, then you think about how when you’re, fifty-something, you’ll have b o y s or girls, no indifference with the preferences, just oogling over you. especially one’s with a fresh trust fund and pretty faces. but, i get the whole acting thing, and what you mean by it. even if they treat you meanly ?? mm, was thinking of the whole good cop and bad cop ! mark the day i play the victim. ❜

   ❛   listen, the word swag has a special place in my heart. i practically lived my life by that word for like, a solid three years, so don’t even think about dissing it, alright ? i could never get into yolo, though. i’m pretty sure zac efron or someone has ‘yolo’ tattooed on him. the poor bastard. look, i’m going to be honest with you ; i have no idea what you just said. don’t get me wrong, i could listen to you speak spanish all day but french was definitely more my thing in school.❜

   ❛  l i s t e n, i wasn’t dissing it ! just will never hear it pass my lips, again. well, you can’t really see it with all the muscle. maybe i have one, too ? it’s in a special place. actually, we’re just in the same underground cult, and it’s a necessity to have it. ALL DAY ?? tal vez esa es la belleza de ella, llego a decir lo que quiero. ❜