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Apex predator

ahhh the age old question... Do you like waffles?

Yeah...? I like waffles?

So uh... Do you like pancakes?

heyo, just one of those friendly reminders or w/e that I use tumblr app 99% of the time, so I don't have shinigami eyes. if u catch me reblogging from a TERF or smth, know that it's unintentional and I'd appreciate being told!

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

Can we talk about how raw of a quote “When I kill God, I’ll make a law in the universe that makes every being put carrots on their sandwiches. … And you? You will eat sandwiches every day.” is

bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event

The fact that people actually listened to Greek philosophers is crazy. Imagine living in 300 B.C or something, sniffing bay leaves & this old dude comes to you and says “We are not living in the real world… This is just a Shadow World” and you say “aight”

i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

Im so confused

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(