A Monkey, In A Suit, Is Still Just A Monkey

I got tired of the sun shining thru my transom window every morning, blinding me, fading out my stuff; so I got a window treatment! #budweiser #windowtreatment #thedrapesmatchthecarpet #hillbillydeluxe (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNbI7JQHkBN/?igshid=14o59jezthd39

Beer, available in a variety of serving sizes - quart, 16oz, standard 12, and convenient travel size! #beertaps #decoratingwithalcohol #12yearsoldforever #budweiser #millerlite #leinenkugels #beerme (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CLhph-8HpWI/?igshid=6myp8rztgxgk

Today this beer can finished making the trip from Washington State all the way back to where it began, here in Charlotte. In 1956 the Charlotte location was the last of the 5 Atlantic Breweries to close. It was located at 300 S. Graham Street (today condos are there, it’s across the street from BB&T ballpark.) I know it’s rough, but “the very fact that it still exists” (Mike Wolfe) is incredible! The last image is what the advertising for it looked like when it was new. #atlanticale #atlanticbrewery #charlotte #beercancollection #beercancollector #atlanticcompany #rustygold (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKcdlAn7Ug/?igshid=tb0nxjqn4agh

Got another one in for the collection; but it’s kind of sh*tty though #shittylytebeer #pearlstreetbrewery #beercancollection #beercancollector (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHtk_Xcnvbs/?igshid=17zeg1u9vl4as

Like a younger, sexier Joe Biden (at Carolina Beach, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEHr7ioHlTc/?igshid=8qkgisr2ppo4

The plumbing industry appears to be having difficulty coming to a consensus over which animal’s tongue a downspout nozzle most closely resembles; which would get your vote? #downspout #nozzle #cowtongue #goattongue #lambtongue #jrsmith (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDhMES_nY74/?igshid=wv1isngdr9g3

Because everybody wants to be Batman #notlikeotherboys #robin #theboywonder #batmanandrobin #dickgrayson #jasontodd #timdrake #nightwing (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCtqZGKHBmN/?igshid=vojm5ekzcig3

This is called ‘quit kidding yourself, fat boy, you know you’re going to empty this bag in one sitting’. #benandjerrys #chocolatechipcookiedough #fatboy (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCXExi6nWN7/?igshid=rs19unev73db

In keeping with Governor Cooper’s mandate, I am going to start wearing my COVID mask I got back in 1983 at the Charlotte Coliseum. I think it provides more protection than those cloth ones. #quietriot #bangyourhead #metalhealth #iaintwearingamask #sheeple (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CB5tuyWnb7W/?igshid=7yjo48d2hzan

@tmz_tv (and anybody else who says this): COULDN’T! He couldn’t care less (if he could care less what would be the point?) #tmz #couldntcareless #classisinsession (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBwOgpQHpPv/?igshid=1r36etgnc4pwa

My new @stickermule holographic fox stickers; you know, for when I go to the club. #stickermule #shiny #youcanfindmeintheclub #fox #yesiamthefox (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBlKiarnHqN/?igshid=oias8zzfytos

The hand that holds the cheese rules the animal kingdom #stringcheese #thedogwhisperer #allmyfriends (at Matthews, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBEpDa3nb1O/?igshid=14dr1x3uu8c4i

Hannity is wearing a Punisher pin #thepunisher #seanhannity #merica (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA_tga1noha/?igshid=1tnam9w4gdv6o

It’s nice to see @dalejr hasn’t gotten work since he retired from NASCAR #dalejr #netflix #unorthodoxnetflix (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CARRMM-nhXP/?igshid=1bkyvlbgbhpap

Kind of arbitrary, but okay #hooraypatriotism #americanumberone #usausa (at Walmart Lake Wylie) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_TW_jRHlIs/?igshid=1kc61m337zau

Getting ready to make some steaks and baked potatoes for dinner. Jealous? #steakandpotatoes #highonthehog #strictlyfirstclass (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-vVO3FnXK_/?igshid=v8lxwkxaimzj

Yep! #plumbinghumor #spellcheck #spellingmatters #hankhill #kingofthehill (at Charlotte, North Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-GG8GWnUAJ/?igshid=vw3vpb98s4b7