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I almost forgot how much I love Kamala Khan :P

Inktober #2: Ms. Marvel.

”I’m not Jarvis, I’m not Ultron, I am…I am.”

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There wasn’t supposed to be anyone here.  A quick job, they said.  You won’t even need your suit, they said.  So why was there a young girl trying to stand up to those robbers herself?

“It’s the last time I’m asking, dude.”

      “You okay there?”

She didn’t respond from her current position, but she mustered up just enough energy to lift her hand up and give the other a thumbs up. Yep, she was totally fine.

“I mean, it’d be nice if I didn’t have to hide, but not only would I probably be putting my family in danger, but if Abu and Ami ever found out they’d ship me back to Pakistan in the next available flight. Beating up bad guys while wearing tights and a mask isn’t exactly what they had in mind for me when they came to Jersey.

At this moment, Kamala realized she had literally no plan and she dived into a fight without really thinking again. For the sake of not looking like an idiot in front of a kid, she hoped she looked like she knew what she was doing.

Thor by Marko Djurdjevic.

‘ Oh, look. another glorious morning. makes me sick! ‘ ‘ Must’ve been an imp. ‘ ’ Bring to a full rolling bubble. Add two drops oil of boil.’ ‘ I got him. I knew I smelled a boy! ‘ ‘ Boys will love me! ‘ ‘ Let’s barbecue and fillet him. ‘ ‘ Daughters of darkness! ‘ ‘ Witches? Uh, there be no witches here, sir! ‘ ‘ Don’t get your knickers in a twist! ‘ ‘ Cat’s got my tongue. ‘ ‘ This is– This is terribly uncomfortable. ‘ ‘ Ah! Fools! All of you! ‘ ‘ Gimme a break. ‘ ‘ But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. ‘ ‘ It’s a conspiracy. ‘ ‘ Not even on Halloween? ‘ ‘ Especially not on Halloween. ‘ ‘ Trick or treat. ‘ ‘ I can’t believe you made me move here! ‘ ‘ I scared you, I scared you! ‘ ‘ Don’t be such a crab! ‘ ‘ I’ll get lost! ‘ ‘ it’s a full moon outside! The weirdos are out! ‘ ‘ The old days are dead. ‘ ‘ The bewitching hour is about to begin! ‘ ‘ Isn’t that a scary witch? ‘ ‘ Drop dead. Moron. ‘ ‘ Ooh, tough guy! ‘ ‘ Everybody pays the toll. ‘ ‘ Stuff it, zitface. ‘ ‘ You should’ve punched him. ‘ ‘ He would’ve killed me. ‘ ‘ At least you would’ve died like a man. ‘ ‘ I love your costume. ‘ ‘ you mean the Sanderson Sisters? ‘ ‘ With tights, or it’s no deal. ‘ ‘ Here’s the original cauldron. ‘ ‘ This is the spell book of Winifred Sanderson. ‘ ‘ The book is bound in human skin… ‘ ‘ It’s the black fame candle. ‘ ‘ Stupid cat! ‘ ‘ It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus. ‘ ‘ A virgin… lit the candle. ‘ ‘ My curse worked perfectly! ‘ ‘ That’s because thou art perfect. ‘ ‘ I knew I left this cauldron on. ‘ ‘ My lucky rat tail! ‘ ‘ Oh, stay for supper. ‘ ‘ so she poisoned him and sewed his mouth shut with a dull needle. ‘ ‘ Huh. So the legends are true. ‘ ‘ I hate Halloween. ‘ ‘ Man, this is the worst night of the year. ‘ ‘ What a pretty spider. ‘ ‘ Dost thou comprehend? ‘ ‘ Nice going, airhead. ‘ ‘ I’ll be thy friend. ‘ ‘ Come to Mommy! ‘ ‘ They can’t touch us here, right? ‘ ‘ Oh, cheese and crust! ‘ ‘ Damn, damn, double damn! ‘ ‘ I suggest we form a calming circle. ‘ ‘ I am calm! ‘ ‘ Thou art not being honest with thyself ‘ ‘ Bubble, bubble, I’m in trouble. ‘ ‘ anybody ever tell you you’re very easy on the eyes? ‘ ‘ I hate it when that happens. ‘ ‘ Don’t step on my tail! ‘ ‘ would thou dance with me? ‘ ‘ 'Tis the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark. ‘ ‘ i put a spell on you ‘ ‘ It is a prison for children. ‘ ‘ It’s warm in here. ‘ ‘ you were in the back, dancing idiotically. ‘ ‘ My parents are gonna kill me. ‘ ‘ Something’s not right. ‘ ‘ you thundering oafs! ‘ ‘ She really hurt my feelings. ‘ ‘ just don’t breathe on me. ‘ ‘ Go to hell! ‘ ‘ Oh, I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely. ‘ ‘ All right, you little trollimog. ‘ ‘ This’ll teach ya to call people ugly! ‘ ‘ I love you, jerkface. ‘