Embarkation of Mars

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

No one has ever made money

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought