At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

it is always morally correct to put the character in the evil torture science lab. btw

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

It’s hilarious to me that so much of the TVL promo has been like “What if Lestat was the coolest guy in the world?” And then this new teaser is like “I mean, he’s not. But could you imagine?”

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex