She Who Must Be Named Eloise

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

oops i fell in love with another fictional character

summer is the worst time of the year to turn emo what the hell was I thinking

Wow,  whoever made this, thankyou.

An excellent initiative, everyone reblog!!

Or when a murderer  wants to drown you. 

THAT COMMENT

a murderer with three arms

sad black and white advice blog, I follow back similar x

@#!*% I can’t stop watching this

By the gods…

Pen porn.

is there porn for…yes there is #penporn

do you know how much better life would be if we could zoom our eyes in and out

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose