hey so i need MORE of ur headcanons because sometimes it feels likes im being friends with one of the supa strikas' main writers..
Following from one fo your recent posts, this time WHAT IF its the coaches??? i would LOVE to know what David would be if broke and NOT the professional coach for one of the best SL's teams...
WHERE WOULD THEY BE: IF THEY WERE BROKE AND NOT PROFESSIONAL COACHES
Vince: In court being sued for assault and battery and neglect
Toni Vern: Renting out a basement where he makes absolute bullshit and sells it on the dark web and etsy...
Coach: employed......spends way too much time playing fantasy football
Belmont: Spike's sugar baby
Coach Black: Highschool physics teacher. Hates his students hates his job hates this school
Del Aqua: he's being used as bait for big fish by fishermen as we speak
Colonel Von Pushup: Highschool GYM teacher....loudspeaker EVERY day. He's so incredibly annoying and you can't even call him a hypocrite cuz hes jacked
Golare: got fired. He's unemployed and looking for hire. Hey. Do you have a job for Golare...
Inyo: Has a very suspicious stream of income...we're unsure of its origin....beefs with toni vern on every science related forum ever
sheikh: oh he's NOT broke. How DARE you. You're getting executed in 3....2.......1......
Ura Giri: canonically broke! Works as a janitor❤️
Buddy Watkins: Lives in the middle of bumfuck buttfuck nowhere middle of the USA alone in the desert with only a shotgun for company....he pretends to be a cowboy
i think thats all of them.....also ty for the ask wahhh me one of supa strikas main writers....ur tew kind...
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