don't go breaking my heart

Thank you, I’m a bit of an amatuer at binge watching. 

That makes two of us!

I may join the competition, but you’re already in the lead. What would be your name?

Don’t worry, I’m not hard to beat at... anything. Oh, and my name is Elly. What’s yours?

I get like that sometimes, too. I usually just chill out and take a break for a bit, and see if I still feel like doing it. Sitting still for hours can get a bit daunting.

Dang, a marathon in heels? That’s impressive. I want to run a marathon someday, but I don’t think I’ll ever be in shape enough to do that.

Damn, I’d love to see you run a marathon in heels, though!

Deciding to do online uni, was the worst decision of my life. Homework can suck my ass for all I care, I’ll be here eating pizza and watching Catfish.

Online uni sounds gross. I don’t do university stuff, or any school, I dodged that bullet when I dropped out. I feel for you, though.

I’m sure you’re not a buzz-kill. As long as you don’t wear high heels and then complain about your feet the whole time, I’m sure we’re good to go. —Hey! We can experience a true St. Patrick’s day for the first time, together.

Don’t worry, I’m not one of those girls. I practically grew up in heels, so I’m used to them... I am positive I could run a marathon in them, I swear. -- And yes, definitely! I’d be up for that.

That’s actually a good thing in my mind, it shows you probably have more of a life than I do. I have to admit, I watch it mostly so I can stare at Mariska Hargitay because she’s really hot.

For some reason, I could never watch that show. It makes me upset.

That’s completely understandable. The storylines are often very sad and in general, quite horrific.

Don’t get me started on that show. It’s so horrible but, like, once you’re channel surfing and you come on it, you can’t really stop. I mean, who really did murder that pregnant heroin addict? The struggles, I tell you.

I know, I know. The subjects it deals with are so awful, I honestly feel for all the victims and makes me so angry that crimes like that actually happen, it makes me sick. But yeah, it’s one of those show you just can’t stop watching once you start.

“I truly can relate to this on an emotional level.” 

“Right? It’s one of my favorite shows. Olivia Benson is such a badass, I live for it, to be honest. I own like, every season and have all the new ones on my computer. You should totally watch it with me sometime!”

10 hours, I feel like that could be a record. 

I guess that’s what I’m going for!

10 hours is not a marathon, it’s a lifestyle.

I like the way you think, friend.

I feel like you just wrote a blurb on my life.