Colorful Beautiful World

okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.

oh to be a very rare Andean cat stretching out in front of a wildlife cam

Mother Nature: Fuck your bridge

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me.... but ur pop tart scar.....it’s legendary...” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

after two pop tart disasters they went back for a third. Braver than any US Marine.

beyoncescock: my fave responses: “ohhh” “wow” “huh” “i see” ‘mhmmm”

IS THAT JULIA STILES????

Holy shit

me: look at this idiot dog he’s got a chair stuck on h-HOLY FUCK