I would rather talk to a robot

Been on set for this new film for 3 weeks now and honestly I am having so much fun! I literally really wanna do this every day. It’s a lot of work and a lot of running and training but it works out well. Also why am i craving loads and loads of pizza?

Doing that every day sounds stressful. I don’t think I would want to do that every day. Because pizza is one of the best foods out there. It is also one of the easiest to cook. 

Birthday parties for children are the hardest thing to plan. You have to deal with not only what the child likes but you have to please the parents too. And sometimes the parents don’t even know what they want. Not saying you don’t know what you want. I am just saying as a party planner, children’s birthday parties are fun but the hardest to do. I wish you luck. 

J and I have spent the past few days with Lil’StJames in our apartment. 

You were really great on the stage. You and the cast made one of the best versions of the shows I have ever seen and that says something because I am a Broadway fan. Sorry I am kind of rambling, I am just a huge fan. 

2020

Oh um...Work, work and more work? I think the only thing I have planned is a couple of parties and weddings. 

I tried to mediate this morning before work. Like, I hardcore sat in the middle of our living room floor and dimmed the lights and crossed my legs and tried to find my zen with all kinds of slightly creepy spa music playing. I’m not feeling any calmer, but I do have a plethora of once-missing socks that always seem to disappear whenever you pass out on the couch. If anyone wants to throw me any tips on how to find that sweet, sweet chill– please and thank you. I really wanna make 2020 my most mindful year ever. Or at least the remaining 11 months of it. 

Meditation never works for me. Too much runs through my mind to quiet it all. I can’t really help you with feeling calmer, it’s something I do not really do. Maybe you can do something you love doing to distract your mind? 

Such a great start to the day off, I practically set my apartment on fire by knocking over a candle and then was terrorized by pigeons while trying to eat my bagel. It makes me wonder if these birds are trained attack pigeons, or if they’re just naturally assholes. Thoughts? Complaints? Let me know if I’m the only one who’s become a victim of this violent epidemic.

Pigeons are rats with wings. They steal your food, poop everywhere and spread disease. I don’t even get why there are so many and why they attack food. Birds like them are usually not the type of animal to need to fight for food, but they do. I am not a fan as you can tell.  

back from Paris

Well welcome back from Paris. I have heard it’s a nice place to go I just never had a reason to visit. I do get that it’s one of the most romantic places on earth and the site is amazing, I just deal with enough romance here. 

How did I miss this? I guess I was too busy with holiday parties to sing this song. It looks pretty good. I will probably have to watch it now. Henry Cavill is pretty great.