dragon dance

Oh my god. SO MUCH. He’s been blowing up Javi and Dad’s phones more but EVEN SO, he’s called me FOUR. TIMES. I just start making up shit to tell him because I’m running out.

Bruh. He definitely is.

You only have one friend and its Javier.

I feel bad, he’s probably lonely without you guys or Reese around but my god man, sit alone with your thoughts for a second.

Oh…just your dad? I hadn’t noticed.cThe one upside to all of this is that I can actually have a bag of chips to myself without having to catch someone with these hands.

Is....is your people Javi?

Yes, still alive. Still bitching too.

And yet you picked up, my good bitch.

Just, like, dunk her in bleach.

Ruuuuuuude.

You know what mom looked like at my age. I just got the awkward leftover genes. You wouldn’t get it. 

He’s a shitshow. Oh I know Mom smokes, there’s no way she and Dad could be together that long and not.

Oh, well. They were good.

did you eat my leftovers again? 

Uhhhhhhhh which ones were yours?

Eh, it was  okay. I felt a little funny. Don’t understand why you use it all the time.

I think I’m a little too high to freak out right now. Anyways, that’s Jesse’s department. He’s gonna die of a heart attack before either of us. Don’t sell yourself short, P. 

It was a joke, you can breathe. 

oh my god. thank god. 

Also, Charlie took my vcard.

I don’t...................oh.