— nostalgic.

DOUGIE: Nah. It's a real thing. I think college students say it. I wouldn't know.

DOUGIE: Anywhere downtown. Let's get fucked up.

GIGI: Imagine if we went to college?? We'd be pretty invincible by now.

GIGI: Yes! That reminds me of that Millionaires song.

NOAH: Can you relax?

NOAH: It was a mistake. I kissed her and she kissed me back. She's the one with a boyfriend.

GRANT: Oh. I was hoping this conversation would go in the flirty direction. Not in a talk about your sister direction.

GRANT: He's probably just mad in general. Getting cheated on sucks, I'm sure. I wouldn't know.

GRANT: I wouldn't blame yourself. And if he blames you, let me know. I can beat him up.

ROBIN: I'll suck your dick when I get home to make up for it.

SIDNEY: It's hard to ignore my own sister.

SIDNEY: Working nights? I mean, I guess that will be okay for now. I don't want to work nights forever and miss time with my kid.

SIDNEY: Did I tell you Magda wants to give her an "S" name, like us?

STELLA: Trust me, it's not.

STELLA: It could just be a temporary thing for a little extra cash until you find something else. Do you even want a new job, though? I thought you were happy where you are.

CLARK: Kids are kinda terrifying, so I get that.

CLARK: Things are going pretty well. I think she's worried I want to get even more serious.

JULIA: I think it's more the fact that they're worried something's going to go wrong. You can't really blame them, I mean, they've had to go the IVF route a million times to finally fall pregnant in the first place. It's gotta be rough.

DONOVAN: How are the kiddos?

FELICIA: That's perfect Gigi! Do you want me to settle a day with Jessica so we can all hear it?

FLORENCE: You deserve everything nice, don't you even say that.

FLORENCE: You always do! I'm sure everyone will thank you for this

FLORENCE: Of course! Can it be at 6? That would give me time to go change after school.

BRITT: Ugh, but you are the nicest. I don't know if even I deserve that.

BRITT: I bet people know about it already, but it can't hurt to throw it out there!

ALBERTO: Neat.

ALBERTO: i mean, i think they broke up? cause of the sending flowers and shit, but that's not my problem.

ALBERTO: i have done chicks with boyfriends or girlfriends. i'm not the one owns something to someone else.

RYLAN: Makes sense, couples don't normally survive cheating, especially not when they're both cheating on each other.

MAGDALENA: I mean, we can have two. You don't share your crown.

MAGDALENA: It does. But yep! Baby S moves a lot. Also I need names that start with S.

MAGDALENA: Nick Jonas's wedding huge? Or like normal huge?

MAGDALENA: I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU TOO. Cause I love you so much. And I really need to start crying every time I say I love you to someone.

MAGDALENA: You really should. What if my triplet wants to watch them with you AND YOU KNOW NOTHING.

ROBIN: Fine, but they should totally be matching ones.

ROBIN: Why does it have to start with S??

ROBIN: Mm, maybe not as huge as that. I don't want paparazzi there, and we're definitely not selling the rights to any magazines. We've already had people asking, it's super weird.

ROBIN: It's cute that you cry about it! You're an emotional person, even more so with the baby hormones. There's definitely nothing wrong with that.

GRANT: WHAT THE FUCK

GRANT: Like an open box? Some have been used?!

JESSICA: That's what I'm saying.

DONOVAN: You got mugged?

DONOVAN: Are you okay?

MILA: Yeah, it was weird. There was an off-duty cop there, so he helped.

GRANT: I'm watching reality television. I don't know what's happening to me. I'm a boring dad now.

GRANT: I think Clover is up for a walk.

BRITT: Reality TV is so not boring. What are you watching?

NOAH: And you want to work in security? Where you have to spend your time guarding divas? Who think they're way more important than they are?

NOAH: We both mad shitty career choices.

KRISTY: Yeah, I guess not.

DOUGIE: Have you never heard of Thirsty Thursday?

DOUGIE: Let's do it.

GIGI: I thought that was an Instagram hashtag.

NOAH: Rylan came over. She was being really fucking annoying.

NOAH: We had sex.

NOAH: Woops, right?

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JULIA: Woops??

JULIA: You had sex with the mother of your child, the TAKEN mother of your child, and all you have to say is woops????

GRANT: Oh, I'm sure there are a lot more reasons.

ROBIN: There are SO many more.

ROBIN: I think Don is mad at me about Rylan cheating on him...