Elliot Alexander

I love how you say I’m like your favorite person in the world because we both know Micah will always be your favorite person in the world. Yeah well, Riley is always perfect and angelic in my eyes–you know that. I just think it’s funny that she’s so prim and proper and then you have me who’s so–well, not. Hey, I could say the same thing about you. Can you believe we’re all grown up now? I mean–I expected to get married, but kids? Never would have thought.

“Well of course he will be. He makes me smile every second of every day and the things he does to me in bed..” Elliot smirked and shook his head. “I can’t help but fall in love after that.” he teased. “That’s the thing though! She wants you to think she’s all prim and proper, but she’s secretly evil, I tell you. The things she did to me as a child.” He chuckled. “You two really aren’t that different though, not to me. But that’s just an outsider’s perspective.” He said. “No I can’t but at the same time...Micah and I have dreamed of this for years. We already planned on having kids and such, since the moment we first started dating and I just can’t believe we actually made it that far.”

Am I? That’s endearing, love. You boys are blasted in our house quite often as well. Yeah, let’s not blast the curse words for the all of the kids to hear. I think that’s going to be what keeps it from being played in our house. Not sure Riles would appreciate it too much. She has this idea that Raleigh is perfect and pure and she needs to stay that way. Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea.

That’s endearing? Stella, you’re like my favorite person. Does it honestly really surprise you? Yeah well, Riley acts as if she’s perfect and pure and angelic. She’s secretly the devil, but she acts that way. I barely ever hear her curse so it’s no surprise that she’d not like curse words in the house. I’m just happy to see you happy.

Yes fucking way! I know right? I’ve finally made in the world, Eeyore. Awe, you don’t have to do that just for me. I’m sure the kids will probably get tired of my voice anyways.

Oh you’re already blasted enough in our house. The kids are used to it. I would totally do it but I think the curse words may be too much at the moment anyways. Either way though, you have no idea how fucking proud I am of you.

So–Stella Bella has exciting news! I don’t know if any of you guys have heard about the new MCR tribute album or not, but if you have, I can officially say that your girl right here is on the album! That’s right, teenagers scare the living shit out of me. Okay–that was lame, but you get the idea.

No fucking way? Stella, that’s amazing! That song will definitely be blasting in our house for a few days because that’s a really big step for you! I’m actually really proud of you!