Not-So Sweet Nightingale

because you’d be so hot that you’d melt all the girls eyes from your beauty.

I don’t want to think about you riding the tricycle.  No, not “amazing.”

Hey, you're the one who checked out my ass when we first met.

Am I stupid? I’m not the one who thinks my fiance is Percy Jackson, thank you very much.

I don't think, I know. If you've met him, you'd see it too.

….

Come on, you know that'd be amazing.

You only wanna bang him because he looks like Landon.

...What if Landon, Percy Jackson and I had a threeway?

-high pitched mocking voice- No. He’s like totally hot.

I swear to god, if I catch you having sex with my fiance, I'll kill you.

Just thinking about his little face…

Is it bad I kept hoping they’d make out again?

No. I honestly thought that kiss was so hot. Then there was the way they'd flirt in the class room.

ugh he was!

I felt so bad for him in the wrestling scene with the guy he made out with. It's not his fault that the dude was hot!

I know baby I know…

You know what makes it worse? He was so hot.