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My name is Elle.
I'm non-binary
my pronouns are They/Them
but I love being called Sis or Girl
38 years old
Leo ☀️, Scorpio 🌙, Libra ⬆️
INFJ-T (Advocate)
chubby puppy (don't fucking call me Kitten - go fuck yourself)
Loves:
strawberries 🍓
writing ✍️
reading 📖
unicorns 🦄
space 🪐
the devil's lettuce 🍃
big butts 🍑
contagious laughter 😂
birthday cake-flavored everything 🎂
Tarot reading 🔮
drinking red wine 🍷
fantasizing about fictional characters 🥴
tardigrades or "water bears" 🔬
pastel pink, honestly most pink hues 🌸
anything kawaii 🎀
Animal Crossing 🏝️
sexual liberation ⛓️💥
anything involving the middle ages 📜
naughty thots/asks 😈
submissions 📬
Dislikes:
blue whales 🐳
turtlenecks 🐢
Jake Gyllenhaal 👀
Muses:
Henry Cavill characters [MASTERLIST]
Chris Evans characters [MASTERLIST]
Sebastian Stan characters [MASTERLIST]
(That being said, I do not write or read RPF. I won't yuck your yum, but please don't expect me to read or share it.)
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Andy making you apologize to HIM for making him take you so hard. It's your fault he's being rough and demanding! How dare you make him lose his composure like this?! 😇
Sorry for What
Warning: non/dubcon.
"You just had to flirt with him."
Andy fists your hair as he pushes you into the wall. You bare your teeth as you shove his chest. The toes of your shoes scrape on the floor.
"We're not together!" You hiss.
"Not... Don't play with me," he snarls as he forces his knees between yours.
The din roars from the next room as you stand in the flickering light of the back hall. Glasses clink loudly and pool balls clack. No one can hear your whimpers.
"We're not--"
"You come into my bar and tell me how it is?" He sneers as he brushes his nose along your temple. He inhales your scent and growls. "You could go anywhere else, sweetheart."
"Get off of me." You dig your nails into his shirt as his leather jacket tickles your knuckles.
"You don't have to be here..." He bends and nips your ear. "You're toying with me, huh? Want me to show you how bad I need you."
"No, get-- I'll-- I'll go." You push on him helplessly. He's too strong, too big.
"Fuck, I need you. I hurt so bad for you." He grits. "Is that why you came, huh? To make me beg?"
"No, I didn't... I didn't know--"
You wriggle and turn your head away from him. He bows down and bites your neck. You whine.
"Stop, Andy. I wanna go--"
"Too late, baby. You knew what you were doing to me." His hand stretches around the other side of your neck. "I'm not gonna apologise for wanting you."
"Please, please," you beg as you slap his shoulders.
His other hand creeps up your leg. You bat your lashes, tears tingling along the brims of your eyes. You didn't come here for him. You just wanted a drink.
"I'm not sorry." He growls as he rubs the front of your panties. "Not for this."
He pushes against the sheer thong and groans. "You didn't wear these for me, huh?" He leans his pelvis against his hand and tilts his hips. He breathes you in and exhales along the crook of your neck.
"Say your sorry, honey."
"Andy," you gasp as his fingers slip under your panties.
"Fucking say it." He flicks between your lips and back to your entrance. He teases you as his hips pump in perfect mimicry of fucking you. Each thrust has his fingers slipping a into you. "Say your sorry."
You whimper and grip the seam across the shoulders of his jacket. "I... I'm sorry. Please, I wanna go home--"
"What the fuck..." He runs his nose up your neck and along your chin. "Are you sorry for?"
You wince and your tears spill over. "I don't know."
He crushes his mouth to yours and snarls. You shake against him as your arms collapse from the pressure of his weight. He tugs your lip between his teeth between he parts.
He leans down to whisper in your ear. "You're gonna be sorry for what I do to that pussy." He grabs your chin and rams his fingers into you. "You're making me do this, baby." He licks from your chin to your forehead and trembles. "You need me to put you in your fucking place." He trails his nose along your hairline. "And that's on my dick"
Characters: Jake Jensen Reader
Fandom: The Losers (2010)
Pairings: Jake Jensen x Reader
Word count: 1202
Gender/Ethnicity/Body: Any/Neutral
Type: One-shot
Warning: Fluff, angst, vague mention of panic attack, brief description of surgery and stitches
Author's Note: Thank you to @ellethespaceunicorn for the prompt, and @adulting-sucks for the beta! And thank you for those of you sticking with me through my horrendous writer's block. Tried to keep reader as Neutral as possible to be inclusive.
Summary: Jake Jensen comforts you after a minor panic.
Ask Box: Open
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“Hey, Sugar Bumpkin,” Jake calls as he enters your shared home after his errand. You hear the shuffle of grocery sacks as he closes the door, locking it. “They had your favorite strawberry ice cream,” he continues as he walks towards you, or at least towards where he left you on the couch. “They were out of..... Hey,” he stops, and you could almost picture the confusion on his face as he looked around the living room, glasses slid down his nose, forehead adorably wrinkled. “Where did you go, babe?”
You only sniffle from your hiding spot, but he’s on you like a bloodhound, quickly dropping his purchases to the coffee table.
“Babe?” he calls again, this time heading down the hall to where you are. “What’s going on?”
You don't even bother to look up at him as he stands in the doorway of the bathroom. You wipe your face with your good hand, possibly the only good hand you have left. This thought brings the tears back up as you curl your other arm tighter against your chest, keeping it carefully cradled with your knees drawn up. The fat tears you were crying while he was gone are suddenly back and you hide your face with your good hand.
“Oh, shit,” Jake softly says, and you can almost hear the conversation in his head about how he was gone for maybe 20 minutes and he wasn’t sure what could possibly have gone wrong in that time. You were happy on the couch when he left you, well drugged and happy. “Baby cakes,” he starts as he gets on his knees in front of you where you have yourself expertly wedged between the toilet and the shower, drawn in on yourself. “What’s going on? What happened?”
You just shake your head a little, sobbing into your hand as you continue to lament about your predicament. You try to draw in a little breath, enough to start speaking. “They are going to have to take my arm off,” you wail.
“Wait what?” He sounds very disoriented. “Did the surgeon call while I was gone?”
You shake your head, the tears getting heavier, your breathing getting shallower. “Gangrene,” is the only word you can push out between your lips.
“Gangrene?” Jake echoes, bewilderment still in his voice. “You had surgery less than a week ago, babe.” It is then he looks around the room and notices the bandages and gauze on the closed toilet lid. Anti-everything creams open on the counter and around the sink. Blood tinged water in the sink.
You feel his massive hands brush over your upper arms as you continue to cry. “It’s gonna be ok, my love. I promise,” he shushes you, laying a kiss on your forehead for extra measure. “Can you tell me what happened?”
You sniffle and draw in a bigger breath, lifting your head to face him. You see the look of concern on his face shift behind those owlish glasses. Worry morphs into loving care as he tugs on the long sleeves of his shirt, pulling it over his hand as he wipes at your cheeks, attempting to clean up the tears. “Can you tell me?” he asks again, softer this time as he settles back on his heels.
You nod and untuck your arm from your chest and hold it out to him. He is careful to hold your forearm just right, knowing where the stitches are on your arm. He rotates it enough to bring the site of your recent surgery into view. The skin is a bit more irritated than it was last time he looked, and there might be a sight of blood around the one stitch where the knot is on the end. The skin around it is puckered and appears to be a healthy healing color. “Looks good, babe,” he admits.
You repeatedly shake your head and look up at him with pleading eyes, looking like a scared little child. He searches your face for more, hopeful for another clue about what is going on and why you think the surgeon is going to amputate your arm. After a moment of nothing, he sighs, running his thumb over your soft skin below the stitches, not over them. Your skin feels normally warm, not abnormally hot. It all seems ok to him.
“I need you to use your words, love,” he finally concedes defeat. “I can’t figure this out on my own.”
Clearing your throat, you wipe at your cheeks with your own hand, blinking up at him. “There’s... well, there was pus,” your voice wavers slightly but you continue. “Right there.” Your shaking finger points at the stitch that’s got the tiny amount of blood around it.
“And?” Your boyfriend is infinitely patient, and god, you love him for that. Especially when your brain gets tangled and messy like this.
You sigh softly, now seeing you might have maybe, in the new light of someone else’s view, overreacted a teensy weensy bit. Just a little. Nothing too much. “Pus means infection,” you reason. “And infection is bad.”
Jake’s patient and handsome face seems to follow your logic. When you stop, he fills in the blanks. You saw the pus, and tried to clean it up as gently as you could, then debated the best course of action with all the bandages and creams in the bathroom while your brain tried to tell you the doctor was going to amputate your arm. With a genuinely loving smile, he leans over and kisses your cheek softly, his stubble gently scratching your skin, making you hum softly as you lean a bit into his lips. “Sweetpea,” he starts. “Pus isn’t always bad. It just means your body is healing, doing its thing, white blood cells grouping together and....” he pauses, looking up at the ceiling as if the medical jargon he was looking for was written across the ugly popcorn ceiling. “Well doing their thing. And you’ll be fine. I promise.”
“How’s your hand?” he asks, still holding your forearm with one hand while the other scoots under your palm, cradling it in his own hand. You find it oddly soothing to feel his fingertips gently touching your palm, your own fingers dangling against his palm. He gently nudged your pinky finger with his thumb, your finger twitching in response, drawing a small smile from your lips. “How’s the numbness?” Your surgery was because you had numbness in your last two fingers of your hand that occasionally blossomed into unbearable pain. You had a pinched nerve, which the doc fixed during a quick surgery a few days ago.
You nod and give him a little smile. “Better,” you allow. Your fingers had feeling in them again, and not the excruciating kind.
“Good,” Jake states, bringing his lips down to your ring and pinky finger for a quick kiss. “How about I go make you a bowl of ice cream before it melts out of the box? And I’ll clean up this mess?” He vaguely gestures around the bathroom as he gets to his feet. Giving you that boyishly shy half smile of his, he reaches down offering you his hand.
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The frantic way I sought out this specific story written so beautifully by my bestie, Peyton! 😅 I need this story now, like I needed it then.
Long story short, I had elbow surgery (ulnar nerve release) at the time when I suggested comforting!Jake. And I had wrist surgery on Monday (two days ago), this time for a ganglion cyst removal. Both for my left arm, beeteedubs.
Numbness has left the chat.
Pain has joined the chat.
*makes grabby hands at sweet, comforting boyfriend!Jake because he is fucking amazing*
If you haven’t read this yet, do yourself a favor and hop into the fluffy warmth that is this man made of sunshine, Jake Jensen.
And my lovely bestie has a masterlist with oodles of goodies, including original fiction and fanfiction. I am quite partial to this one. I think it’s obvious why. 🤭
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It might be dumb, but Dennis finds comfort in the tradition of leaving out sweets for any fairies in the area. Though the divorce took everything from him, he can still provide a small bowl of strawberries and creme.
When he spots you eating them, he almost breaks down crying, happy that he's done something right.
🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻
-Zombie
🥰
Zombie, I love you and your oh-so-sweet inbox messages. You inspired me, and this is dedicated to you! 😘
Title: Trust in the Magic
Rating: Teen and Up, 18+, Minors - DNI
Pairing: Dennis Baker x Fae!Female!Reader
Word Count: ~290
Summary: A lonely man leaves an offering for the fairies, wishing their hidden magic might stir his still world.
Warnings: very slight objectification of Dennis by reader, implied mischievous thoughts
A/N: No beta, we ride boldly and bare-breasted into battle! 😅 If you see any errors, no you didn’t.
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☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
Dennis actually manages to lure a fairy with sweet, slightly tart strawberries and decadent crème. He’s delighted when he spots you, just a breath taller than the slightly overgrown lawn, biting into a juicy berry from the dish he left by the tree in his backyard, smiling when you close your eyes in pleasure.
☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
Your small hands wiping away the juice that drips from the corner of your mouth. One finger dips into the crème before it disappears between your lips. The rich flavor and velvety-smooth texture inspire you to dip a piece of strawberry into the pillowy topping, utter joy sparkling in your eyes as the golden hour emphasizes your gossamer wings and the hint of shimmer just beneath your skin.
It’s only when Dennis is lost in watching you that he accidentally alerts you to his presence. The quick exhale of air through his nose breaks through the silent evening, your pointed ears twitching at the sound.
Your eyes snap to the tall human standing behind half-open sliding glass doors. Dishwater-blond hair and biceps that threaten to stretch a pink polo shirt to its limits make it difficult to look away or even breathe, especially as his gemstone-blue eyes twinkle in the evening sun.
This bashful, bespectacled man must be the one who left this wonderful feast for you. A slow smile spreads across your lips as you imagine how easy it would be to lure him into the garden. It’ll be even easier for him to give you his name.
And once you have his name, you hold his world in your hands.
After all, humans have a strange habit of introducing themselves to whoever they meet—be they human, animal, or mischievous fae.
☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
A/N: Holy crap. This is the first thing I’ve written and posted since 2024. It's been a minute! But Dennis is just too irresistible! 🤭
No tag list because this was 100000% unplanned, and honestly, this was a gift for @thezombieprostitute because I was inspired by their ask to actually start and then actually finish a story.
I'm so happy I was able to inspire you to write this wonderful piece! Dennis is going to have his world turned upside down but I don't think he'll mind. 🤭
It might be dumb, but Dennis finds comfort in the tradition of leaving out sweets for any fairies in the area. Though the divorce took everything from him, he can still provide a small bowl of strawberries and creme.
When he spots you eating them, he almost breaks down crying, happy that he's done something right.
🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻🌷🌹🌼🌺🌻
-Zombie
🥰
Zombie, I love you and your oh-so-sweet inbox messages. You inspired me, and this is dedicated to you! 😘
Title: Trust in the Magic
Rating: Teen and Up, 18+, Minors - DNI
Pairing: Dennis Baker x Fae!Female!Reader
Word Count: ~290
Summary: A lonely man leaves an offering for the fairies, wishing their hidden magic might stir his still world.
Warnings: very slight objectification of Dennis by reader, implied mischievous thoughts
A/N: No beta, we ride boldly and bare-breasted into battle! 😅 If you see any errors, no you didn’t.
Support/Reblog banner by me
My Masterlist
Chris Evans Masterlist
☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
Dennis actually manages to lure a fairy with sweet, slightly tart strawberries and decadent crème. He’s delighted when he spots you, just a breath taller than the slightly overgrown lawn, biting into a juicy berry from the dish he left by the tree in his backyard, smiling when you close your eyes in pleasure.
☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
Your small hands wiping away the juice that drips from the corner of your mouth. One finger dips into the crème before it disappears between your lips. The rich flavor and velvety-smooth texture inspire you to dip a piece of strawberry into the pillowy topping, utter joy sparkling in your eyes as the golden hour emphasizes your gossamer wings and the hint of shimmer just beneath your skin.
It’s only when Dennis is lost in watching you that he accidentally alerts you to his presence. The quick exhale of air through his nose breaks through the silent evening, your pointed ears twitching at the sound.
Your eyes snap to the tall human standing behind half-open sliding glass doors. Dishwater-blond hair and biceps that threaten to stretch a pink polo shirt to its limits make it difficult to look away or even breathe, especially as his gemstone-blue eyes twinkle in the evening sun.
This bashful, bespectacled man must be the one who left this wonderful feast for you. A slow smile spreads across your lips as you imagine how easy it would be to lure him into the garden. It’ll be even easier for him to give you his name.
And once you have his name, you hold his world in your hands.
After all, humans have a strange habit of introducing themselves to whoever they meet—be they human, animal, or mischievous fae.
☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼☀️🍓✨🧚🏼
A/N: Holy crap. This is the first thing I’ve written and posted since 2024. It's been a minute! But Dennis is just too irresistible! 🤭
No tag list because this was 100000% unplanned, and honestly, this was a gift for @thezombieprostitute because I was inspired by their ask to actually start and then actually finish a story.
popping my head in thirteen posts into a divider art spam to check-in with y'all... 😅
⬆️the divider above is from the lovely @saradika-graphics and it's so cuuuute that i swear seeing this divider gave me feelings of whimsy⬆️
I am working on a story, (that self-indulgent Bucky feels fic which I mentioned here). Now that I've almost fully fleshed out a fricken scene, I have a better grip on what I want the vibe to be. Hence, florals!
I sincerely apologize for not being able to keep up with my notifications from the last few months.
Depressions had has me in its grips and those tentacles are fucking barbed.
Stressing over my surgery coming up [ganglion cyst removal from my left wrist - which will make writing/typing annoyingly difficult], a possible new mental health diagnosis [i scored off the charts on an assessment for a person who doesn't have X disorder], and then having my car (her name is Margaret "Peggy" Carter) stolen and then recovered after the car thief took County and State police (ACAB) on a high-speed chase through two different cities which left my Peggy girl bruised and battered halfway into someone's front lawn [waiting on the assessment from my insurance company] has not left me with enough spoons for anything besides half-finished projects around the house and struggling to maintain contact with the amazingly sweet people who I've met on this dumpster fire of a website.
Thank you for your friendship. Your kind words, from texts to Discord messages to comments on my rambling posts. Your interactions, liking/reblogging my shitposts and creative works. I also thank each and every sweet soul who has been patient with me while I navigate the scariest version of my life that I have ever experienced. It means more than I can articulate into spoken word.
But if I could relate it to anything, it would be this gif:
My people got me. My people are patient with me (for now 😅). I thank my people from the bottom of my butt. I would've said heart, but my butt is bigger.
⬆️the divider above is also by @saradika-graphics and it's one of my favorite dividers in the history of time and space⬆️
I know this post is already long, but today I do not care about shrinking myself (or my blog post) for someone else's comfort.
I want to wish my beautiful Black Brothers, Sisters, and Siblings alike a safe and soulful JUNETEENTH!
✊🏾 Stand strong, stand proud, and stand together. 🙌🏾
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Sooo this is my first time requesting so I don't know if I'm doing this right but perhaps some cute cherry blossom and peaches/ pink dividers, really girly because I'm in my Japanese cherry blossom and peaches phase.
I love your work so I wanted to try out requesting one if you don't mind, and no pressure.
Sending love ❤️
Hi hello! No worries, is perfect and your idea was so sweet - hope you like these! Thanks for sending this in! 🍑 🌸 💖
Hiya! Quite some time go now I requested rain or storm themed dividers but I haven’t seen you post any. I just wanted to know if I should stop checking for them!
No worries if so ❤️ thank you xx
hi anon, I have them below for you. I don’t recall seeing your request - but if you happen to send in another, my suggestion would be to send off anon so you’ll get a notification when it’s posted ⛈️