Wish you were beer.

dog and snog

theres a certain feeling i get every time this photoset appears and i cant really describe it

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

one full month ago over dinner my mother kept talking about how they were gonna make a “cats film with idris elba where they cgi the human faces over the bodies” and i told her “mom, you got confused reading the press release, that’s definitely not a movie that they’re making,” like a kind daughter, not googling anything, not anticipating that she was Cassandra and that i would be left mourning the ashes of Troy in four short weeks

i should not be laughing about that note

twilight except instead of CGI sparkles they glue rhinestones and glitter all over edward’s body

if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you

It’s fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe don’t just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like ‘if ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me again’ or something without the hateful shaming. I know it’s too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)

i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no