Just Raving About The Cosmere

Alright FINE I’ll reread These giant ass books, are yOU HAPPY BRANDON ARE YOU??!!

Hey so I guess I was wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️

Good morning to people who always have pen ink on their hands, figure head kings who can't talk, mercenaries that don't fit the stereotypes, girls with multi-colored hair, gods who pretend to have headaches even though they can't get them, zombie squirrels, and swords that don't really understand the concept of evil, but are trying their best to destroy it anyway.

Good morning gods harboring doubts regarding their own divinity, people with compound names that are just two nouns, mute God-Kings, people who think they may have been detectives in a different life, loyal brothers, straight-laced older sisters, untrustworthy mercenaries, people with color changing hair, goddesses who are really into body paint, men who don’t know what sex is, unprepared plucky younger daughters, people who have reached the Fifth Heightening, people who don’t remember their past lives, people who embody physical ideals, sentient swords with no real concept of evil and their co-creators.