El Lamento del Fénix

Edwarn: Hemalurgy. It let me replace my heart with another liver so I could drink more and care less.

Elend: Actually bees do have knees. They have segmented legs which consists of the coax, a trochanter, a femur, a tibia, and a tarsus. The joints in between are called knees.

Dox: Dammit Kell no!

Spook: Notting of the doing of the thing!

Breeze: The thing is worse than an empty goblet of wine.

Ham: Kell, that makes no logical sense.

Marsh: You're only doing the thing for your own damn ego.

Sazed: I can tell you 82 different religions that say why the thing is bad.

Kelsier, after he does the thing: Why didn’t anyone tell me not to? The thing was a bad idea.

Wayne: ...Yesterday, I saw you use a ruler to measure another ruler.

Vin: What's wrong? What’s the matter?

Elend: Do you like me?

Vin: ...I married you.

Elend: You did.

Ham: You said "Elend should be king."

Sazed: And then you said “Let’s vote,” and it was unanimous.

Vin: And then you made him this little crown, that said “Boss of Us”, I put little sparkles on it.