¿qué?

Trust me, that’s a good thing.

Are you saying you didn’t like the old me?

Because you’re a big boy.

So? You talk to her more than I do.

Well if some of us are going to act like them… Good.

You’re talking about yourself, right?

Treat as you wish to be treated, dude. Now then, is that all you had?

What is this, kindergarten? Guess so.

The reeducation of Jake was a group effort, so I’d feel guilty taking all the credit anyway.

You guys did a pretty kickass job. I almost don’t recognize myself.

Rude. It only satisfies me that your list would be much, much longer.

Just being honest.

Cheryl: You don't have nothing to envy him, rest assured

Cheryl: In any sense, I mean

Tell her yourself, Jake.

Why would I do that when you could just do it for me?

I’d like to think so, but I’ll try not to take too much of the credit.

That’s a good strategy. You’ve gotta share it with the masses, Emma.

Yeah? Name one instance that my decision was less than ideal.

Actually never mind, don’t do that. I can fill in the blanks for myself. 

You just saved yourself. I was about to go H.A.M. on a list.

Cheryl: Not really

Cheryl: My charms didn't seem to work on him

Got it.

Feel free to pass on that message. I know how you girls like to talk.

You have fun with that, Justin.

Not cool, dude.

I’m just assuming that means you’re over Brooke, which deserves a surprised ‘oh’.

You assume right.

I always do, Jake.

Always? Debatable.

Cheryl: You don't feel threatened by the fact I went to Pop's with him?

You’re welcome.  Oh, wait, you don’t mean me.

I’m sure you had a hand in there somewhere.