HoW DoES one CONtAct The CoUNCil OF KItHRiARChs IN tHiS TimelINe ANyWAy. UGh...
NO SerIOusLy.
There's about 10 official forms to fill out first, then you can request a meeting, unless they don't want to see you, which means you'd have to lodge a formal appeal which I never figured out the right way to do.
So, good luck.
OH ThEY DEFinItEly Don'T WaNT To See ME. ShoUlD I JuST BREak In To OnE oF ThEir HoMES AnD Try My lUCk That WAy.
Well... kinda depends on what you want from them. I don't think they'd like it.
GoOd PoinT. TheY MiGht Not GiVe mE a HouSe iF I do ThAt. You'RE a SmaRt One. HoW do You SuGgEsT I convInCe them?
Uh... not really sure... I kind of just ended up on the council for mine.
ThEn BreaKinG iN iS THe bEst PLAn I'Ve GoT so FAr!!
CoUlD alwaYS briNg gifTs When I DO?
Maybe offer the gift first and see if they'll let you in?
VamPiRe StyLe? MaYbE. BuT whaAt iF theY're Anti-YSsgArOth aND thiNk I'M tryiNG TO Eat Them.
I meant trying to be nice to them.
Me nOt EAtinG thEm IS niCe!
Well... yeah, but extra nice.
HoW doEs One bE "EXTRa NIce".
Maybe act like you're not thinking about eating them?
BuT I am ThinKIng ABoUT EaTInG thEm.
Don't let them know that?
Do I TelL Them I Don'T WANT To EaT ThEm. Do I LiE.
You don't have to say anything. 'Cause I think the topic would be a bit... concerning.
WhY WouLD The TopIC bE ConCerniNG. DOeSn'T EVEryonE EAt.
Not everyone eats people.
VamPiRes EXist!! :(
Yeah, and they don't like vampires either.
........FAiR ENough. OKAy FINEEEE I WOn'T MENtiOn WaNTing TO Eat Them.
Probably a good start.
SUCCESS!!! I WiLL GaiN a HoUSe YEt!
Why do you want a House anyway?
I WaNt A PLAcE To PUt mY pEoplE To KEEp TheM SaFe. I hAVe ClaimS And I NEed To PRotEct Them.
...Who are your people?
QuITe a FeW oF the GAllIFreyAN ComMonFolk. ONeS I FouND moSt INTEREstinG.
Right...
Do YOu ThiNk ThAT ThEy'D COunT aS A nEw BLooDLinE iF I sATuRATed ThEm With EnOUGh AnTi-TimE. OR FraGmENtS oF me.
Uh...
Probably, but I don't think anyone would like that.
YoU Don'T KNow THAt!!!! ThEy couLd lOve It!
You're not going to test that on me, by the way.
:(( LAAaAmE. It'S onLy A FrAGment. WheN I'm CAReFul IT DOeSn'T Even Hurt!!
Not exactly reassuring. See why I told you to not bring up stuff like this?
BuT I'D BEEEEE CAReFul! I'M ReAlLy GooD at BEinG CareFUl :(((
*carefully takes a step back*
No NO ComE On I'Ve BEen PRaCTiCing. IT's SAFE. ThE pAin That One FelT WaS bEcAuSe xE FoUGht Me.
No thanks.
NoBoDy EvER WANtS To TAke RISks ANyMORe IT'S So bORING.
Hey, maybe someone else will. Maybe.
YoU'Re Right!! I ShouLD go Ask My OTheR clAIms.
Have fun...
