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Winter. Ugh #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #grumpycat

“Mommy! It’s snowing!” Oh you sweet summer child. That’s hail.

I am a deeply mean parent because I insisted the child eat his food and get ready rather than open up a box of dinosaur toys. #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #grumpycat

We are a cat family. We are also having a hard time getting back into the swing of early mornings. And by we i mean me. #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #grumpycat

More Trollhunters. Goblins destroy things and also make tender nursemaids to the babies they steal. Everyone’s complicated I guess #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #trollhunters @realgdt

We’ve been watching a LOT of #trollhunters on Netflix #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes @realgdt

Happy New Year from my crew to yours. #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #happynewyear

I found my old 3rd generation kindle. Replaced the battery. Did a manual reset/update. Deleted most of the content. Now, my kiddo is currently reading The Wizard of Oz to himself on his “new tablet.” ::high-fives myself:: #parenting #readingismagic

Welp #toosoon #WarOnAdvent

Hey folks! Winter break is here, so the napkin notes will be on hiatus until January. Happy Holidays to all y’all! #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #christmas

Just because you’ve never seen a raccoon decorate a Christmas tree doesn’t mean it’s never happened #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #christmas

Elizabeth the mom is excited. Elizabeth the pastor has too much to do #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #christmas

That hat is too big #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #parenting #christmas

TFW you look over and your kid is reading silent to themselves. 😍#welovebooks

Little kids singing is pretty great. #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #christmas

The real lesson of Rudolph is that Santa is a utilitarian jerk, and we shouldn’t measure someone’s value by “their usefulness.” #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #rudolph #christmas

I know he’s a bear, but if you can put on a jacket that means you can put on pants. #parenting #napkinnotes #lunchnotes #winniethepooh