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Ghibli Food - Veg Edition

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my gender is mud. its kinda fluid but also not entirely. dunno what’s in there frankly. sometimes there’s a frog.

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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

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WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

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What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

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WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

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WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

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Bf took me to a smoke shop and I got a new bong!! What should I name it?? 💚

#hi im actually posting #bong #stoner #lgbtq #smoking #weed #cannabis #420 #mine

Hello, do you have a personal relationship with our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ? The Son of The One and Only Living God. Do you ask the Lord Jesus to bless you with wisdom, knowledge, understanding, and discernment? Do you ask the Lord Jesus to help you overcome all of your trials and tribulations? And do you ask the Lord Jesus to forgive you for all of your sins and transgressions?

Nope

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them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!

capitalism:

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Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?

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someone post the meme

tahthetrickster

gladly

Can we talk about how the raccoon in Pocahontas knows how to braid hair

#he goes OFF #shut up eli

Honestly I wanna kms so bad it’s just funny at this point

#pls dont worry i wont #i just want to LMAO #not rly #i want to not want to #its chill im just annoyed by it lmao #like dam can u just enjoy life pls dumb bitch???#shut up eli

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due to personal reasons i’ll be

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jakegyllenhaal

me thinking about the continuous progression of time

*radiohead voice* I wish I was special

#BUT IM A CREEEEEP #shut up eli

I feel like Big Idiot cuz I sorta told my fwb that I have a crush on them which I should not have bc I literally don’t want anything to be different between us but I think they think I do and I,,,, i just rly love my friends and sometimes I RLY love them and I just don’t wanna screw it up bc I love them so much I just want them in my life alsnssmmssm

#plus theyre the only person here i can fuck and i dont wanna lose that aldnamdmsm #cuz thats the only time i can fuck without having to get to totally know a whole new person cuz iM SO FUCKIN ACE #just pls pray that they dont hate me #shut up eli

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Im using up all my spoons on having a panic attack oops

#shut up eli

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Not to be an anarchist on main but we should all have free time and space to make things and be creative

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