Sanguijuela

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

i think the only evidence of shane and ilyas marriage when they’re on the cens is one micced clip where ilyas skates up to shane with his hand about to rest on his waist and shane says with completely flat affect “get your hands off me you pervert” and ilya bark laughs back at him as shane skates away

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

timeline of beauty and the beast is actually crazy when you properly deep it. like hello selfish and mean teenager. i am placing a curse on you and if you are not, despite being under a curse, fully self actualised and emotionally stable and capable of a healthy loving relationship by the age of 21 you will be doomed forever. actually that’s kind of what it feels like to do an undergraduate degree while mentally ill to be fair