The Shifty

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

"get ready for video games to become unaffordable" video games haven't been affordable for the last 10 years

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

hey (with the intention of making you go to the bookstore with me)

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert